the danger of casting asparagus

[radfringe]

do not try this at home. this was done by professionals.



asparagus festival: http://www.mayslick.com/asparagusfestival/center.html

[Recursion]

1. If you are pierced by an asparagus...

...does the blood that comes out smell funny?

[originalpckelly]

2. ROFL!!!!!!

:rofl:

[ET Awful]

4. LMAO

:rofl: :spray:

[Iris]

36. good one! n/t

[TK421]

3. Ouch! That has got to hurt n/t

[Ravy]

5. That lady is obviously the victim of a stalker. nt

[htuttle]

6. Oh, puhleeze -- spear me the puns!

[Ravy]

9. C'mon, we should *both* stop, if that is okra with you. nt

[htuttle]

10. That's fine -- I was going to leaf soon anyway....

[radfringe]

11. just shake hands and be fronds

[htuttle]

12. We really have to root out this trend of runaway pun subthreads...

...and nip it in the bud!

[Ravy]

13. Tuber, or not tuber? That is the question. nt

[Ravy]

19. Placed reply in wrong place. Celery.

[radfringe]

14. I agree - we really should squash it

[Ravy]

21. It was going on yesterday, and going on today, and it will be going on tomato, too. nt

[mcg]

48. Kiwi stop this? It's losing its a peel. nt

[originalpckelly]

72. Mango somewhere else if you don't like puns...

Just kidding.

[mcg]

82. Can't elope, I pearly made it out, but this thread has too much punch. nt

[Ravy]

20. Glad you are garden the threads against this. nt

[mom cat]

57. With fronds like these, who needs anemones?

[Brazenly Liberal]

23. I really don't carrot all about puns

I'm still trying to figure out why I put an eggplant in the ground and no chickens came up.

[Ravy]

25. I am trying to stop, really. I just canned kelp it. nt

[Brazenly Liberal]

27. Play some music. Turnip the volume and dance.

That woks for me.

[Ravy]

28. Ohhh! I do have a new Black Eyed Peas CD. Thanks. I'm melon out. nt

[mcg]

37. That's just a bunch of spin. 'natch. nt

[ChairmanAgnostic]

30. it grew on her, why not you?

[rateyes]

70. GROAAAAAAANNNNNN!!! lol nt.

[me b zola]

7. If she slathers it in butter...

...perhaps someone can remove it from her cranium. If not, they can just eat around the edges.

[radfringe]

8. with a nice chianti?

[CatWoman]

15. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

:thumbsup:

[roamer65]

26. Surgeon General's warning: overuse of puns may result in a vegetative state

:silly:

...and apology, I meant to put this in the main thread. :crazy:

[mcg]

34. Enough already! I'm really getting steamed!

I'm boiling!

[133724]

52. Please lettuce all get along here????

[mcg]

65. We must arduously try. nt

[radfringe]

16. I'll stop with the puns on one condiment

that we relish the moment

[SoCalDem]

17. Souper n/t

[Ravy]

24. I have a few more than you, but you can ketchup. nt

[radfringe]

18. have a happy HOLLANDAISE

[Greybnk48]

22. Stop it, or I'll have to Kale someone!!

[ChairmanAgnostic]

31. you're just green with envy.

[kmla]

29. I laughed so hard at this thread, I almost pea'd in my pants....

But it's OK.

I only leeked a little bit.

[Cameron27]

32. Well, orange you all so funny

but I don't carrot all.

[immoderate]

33. Lettuce be careful how we sprout off.

This could mushroom out of control and we could all be soiled by it! I say this imparsely. Please compost yourselves.

--IMM

[mcg]

41. It's already going berry berry wrong,

I'm afraid it's pasta point of no return.

[radfringe]

42. maybe it's better to luffa it alone

[mom cat]

58. Weed butter do that!

[Bluebear]

35. Let me give you all a few tips.

Fresh, young tips with Hollandaise mmmm

[radfringe]

38. I'm just gonna endive in and say this thread is grape

[mcg]

39. Oh no, now it's getting fruity and is in danger of going nuts. nt

[radfringe]

40. smell fishy to me -- a hard halibet to break

[mcg]

45. You cod try harder instead of floundering. nt

[Ravy]

49. Did you change from plants to fish on porpoise?

[radfringe]

77. sorry - brain waves aren't tuna'd to right canal

[Ravy]

78. S'ok. Eel get better.

[mcg]

79. Herring lies the problem, you're viewing it from the wrong angler, but I won't carp on you. nt

[radfringe]

80. are you being sardine-ic?

[mcg]

81. Gar! You threw a barb! Breaming with pride? You betta stop. nt

[radfringe]

83. and now you made me feel offal... :(

[mcg]

84. and now I'm filleting gillty, sorry for snappering at you. nt

[eridani]

43. I want a confession from somebody

Who went over to Free Republic and posted that asparagus comment just so we'd have something else to make fun of? I'm series!#!#! Really.

[mcg]

44. So you think it was a plant? I've bean there, but it wasn't me. nt

[eridani]

55. Well, not that I really carrot all, but it would be interesting to know n/t

[Alamom]

46. Oh ! You beet me to it !

[KamaAina]

47. Let me guess. Those are "Britney Spears"?

'cause they go right in one ear and out the other without encountering anything in between :rofl:

[133724]

50. I am still trying to understand the porpoise of this thread.

[mcg]

67. Whale, it's urchin that we explore its depths to find out. nt

[Ravy]

51. Olive this thread! nt

[malaise]

53. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaah

You got me - I'm choking with laughter.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Cameron27]

69. Soda I !!!!

repl--eyed to the wrong olive.

[133724]

54. This is thread is so grovy that I almose spelt my gut...

[mcg]

64. You barley avoiding retching? You oat to lie down and recover your wheats. nt

[133724]

56. I have to leave for a while got to take a leek...

[originalpckelly]

73. Are you trying to say you have to pea? (nt)

[mom cat]

59. This is puree PUNishment!

[conscious evolution]

60. This thread makes me

want to hit some one with pot!

[Greybnk48]

62. come on, it's at least parsley funny!!

[conscious evolution]

63. I'm alfredo not

[originalpckelly]

71. If it isn't funny we'd butter stop it.

Plus I plumb out of puns.

[sweetheart]

61. asparagus cast

some asparagus cast from london...
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=191x19417

Aspersions don't get softer when you boil them, but at least they don't disparage us. :-)

[spanone]

66. Fantabulous!!!!

k&r

[hsher]

68. Rad, you've done it again :D

But the puns cascading in thy wake... groannnnnnnnnnnn

[Lost-in-FL]

74. OMG!!! This thread is so funny I pea'd on my pants!!

and it leek-ed to my chair!! :rofl: :rofl: :spray: :spray: :spray:

[133724]

75. This thread is so punny I artichoke on it....

[BuelahWitch]

76. You could also put someone's eye out!

:bounce: Not a pun, but a possible danger of casting asparagus, nonetheless!

[Berry Cool]

85. I know this is late, but I just wanted to say

enough with the corny jokes already.

[Ravy]

86. I don't know wheat you mean. nt

[BlueStorm]

87. Nothing beets a gourd pun.

banana crazy DU thread.

Ok that made no sense but I don't carrot!

Blue