MazeRat7
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Wed Nov-22-06 03:50 PM
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A contribution to civil discourse: The Shakespeare Insult Kit |
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While a timeless net classic, I figured reposting was worthwhile considering recent debate on what to say when you get mad at someone like say hecklers, family members during the holidays, or heaven forbid - even other DU'ers.
So next time you get really pissed, try one of these. More than likely you wont be called a racists, and while those receiving your insult most certainly will still consider you an asshole, at least you will make some points for having a creative vocabulary.
Enjoy, MZr7
Shakespeare Insult Kit
Combine one word from each of the three columns below, prefaced with "Thou":
Column 1............Column 2............Column 3
artless.............base-court..........apple-john bawdy...............bat-fowling.........baggage beslubbering........beef-witted.........barnacle bootless............beetle-headed.......bladder churlish............boil-brained........boar-pig cockered............clapper-clawed......bugbear clouted.............clay-brained........bum-bailey craven..............common-kissing......canker-blossom currish.............crook-pated.........clack-dish dankish.............dismal-dreaming.....clotpole dissembling.........dizzy-eyed..........coxcomb droning.............doghearted..........codpiece errant..............dread-bolted........death-token fawning.............earth-vexing........dewberry fobbing.............elf-skinned.........flap-dragon froward.............fat-kidneyed........flax-wench frothy..............fen-sucked..........flirt-gill gleeking............flap-mouthed........foot-licker goatish.............fly-bitten..........fustilarian gorbellied..........folly-fallen........giglet impertinent.........fool-born...........gudgeon infectious..........full-gorged.........haggard jarring.............guts-griping........harpy loggerheaded........half-faced..........hedge-pig lumpish.............hasty-witted........horn-beast mammering...........hedge-born..........hugger-mugger mangled.............hell-hated..........joithead mewling.............idle-headed.........lewdster paunchy.............ill-breeding........lout pribbling...........ill-nurtured........maggot-pie puking..............knotty-pated........malt-worm puny................milk-livered........mammet qualling............motley-minded.......measle rank................onion-eyed..........minnow reeky...............plume-plucked.......miscreant roguish.............pottle-deep.........moldwarp ruttish.............pox-marked..........mumble-news saucy...............reeling-ripe........nut-hook spleeny.............rough-hewn..........pigeon-egg spongy..............rude-growing........pignut surly...............rump-fed............puttock tottering...........shard-borne.........pumpion unmuzzled...........sheep-biting........ratsbane vain................spur-galled.........scut venomed.............swag-bellied........skainsmate villainous..........tardy-gaited........strumpet warped..............tickle-brained......varlot wayward.............toad-spotted........vassal weedy...............unchin-snouted......whey-face yeasty..............weather-bitten......wagtail
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Wed Nov-22-06 03:54 PM
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1. Thou gleeking beef-witted malt-worm! |
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Wed Nov-22-06 03:58 PM
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2. Georgie Bush thou art a... |
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beslubbering earth-vexing codpiece.
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GreenPartyVoter
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Wed Nov-22-06 04:00 PM
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3. LOL Goood stuff. Also a good resource for insults is |
Minnesota_Lib
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Wed Nov-22-06 04:22 PM
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13. "A chat with you and death loses its sting." LOL...funny stuff |
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Wed Nov-22-06 04:01 PM
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4. I read three Shakespeares once. nt |
Red Right and BLUE
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Wed Nov-22-06 04:09 PM
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5. Thou rank ill-breeding nuthook! |
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Wed Nov-22-06 04:14 PM
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6. Don't spare the alliteration. |
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Thou beslubbering, beetle-headed bugbear!
Thou gorbellied, guts-griping giglet!
And my favorite... Thou pribbling, plume-plucked pumpion!
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Wed Nov-22-06 04:18 PM
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7. Thou frothy fat-kidneyed flax wench! |
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Wed Nov-22-06 04:19 PM
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8. I think GD has birthed and nourished its own very capable insult-kit |
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Wed Nov-22-06 04:19 PM
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9. You, sir, are a loggerheaded, tardy-gaited canker-blossom! So there! |
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:rofl: :rofl: God, I love this!
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MazeRat7
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Wed Nov-22-06 04:21 PM
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10. Thou surly asparagus-casting freeper ...... |
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Yes I know two of those words aren't in the kit, but hey - given how much fun they are... why not add a few more "modern terms"... ;)
MZr7
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Am going to make a poster out of it as a gift to my Shakespeare teaching sister for her classroom.
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Wed Nov-22-06 04:22 PM
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14. You are a mewling, swag-bellied flap-dragon! Hah! Take that! |
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Edited on Wed Nov-22-06 04:23 PM by CottonBear
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