Chuck Norris enlists in the War on Christmas

[Cocoa]

on Xmas's side of course.

Chuck kicks some secular ass and works in a few plugs too...

http://www.wnd.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=53112

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What alarms me most, however, are not any economic forecasts, but the progressive disappearance of retail Christmas terminology.

What ever happened to ''Christmas?''

In the pursuit of being politically correct, I believe we have sold out to a neutered nativity — taking no sides to the slow elimination of ''Christmas'' in retail and culture.

Just say 'Merry Christmas!'

Of course I'm not against December commerce, just the overcompensation of sensitivity that leads to Christmas compromise.

I enjoy giving and receiving Christmas gifts as much as anyone else, though I prefer those presents that build up mind, body and spirit, like the educational gifts found at Shop.WND.com or the fitness and other items found at our online store (the proceeds of which go to benefit our Kick Start program).

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[Kelly Rupert]

1. Thanks Chuck.

"It's not commercialization that's killin' Christmas--that's cool. The problem is when retailers respect other religions while they turn Christmas into a hollow parade of materialism! Why, when they do that, I start to think that maybe Wal-Mart just wants to make money...and that means that all this Christmas stuff I'm buyin' from them is nothing more than a flimsy parody of a once-meaningful holiday! Nah, I can't handle that. Why can't they just say 'Merry Christmas' and let me think that they're just bein' good neighbors sellin' me this $600 PlayStation 3?"

[NEDem]

2. It's world net daily

who cares? Chuck Norris is a flake, who cares what norris thinks?

[Aviation Pro]

3. A few facts about Chuck Norris....

....and his awesomeness:

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost

Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.

Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.

More facts (and a roundhouse kick) here: http://chucknorrisfacts.com/

[AspenRose]

5. Heh, Stephen Colbert kicked Chuck Norris' ass with that

Hungarian bridge naming contest. :D

[Gwerlain]

6. ROFL, thanks for that...

"When the boogeyman goes to bed, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris."

[GreenPartyVoter]

8. LOL

[lectrobyte]

15. Sad. The action movies were what, 30 years ago? Walker Texas Ranger?

Just sad.

[BleedingHeartPatriot]

4. What a profoundly deep thinker. His alliterations are only the first layer of the

wisdom beneath.

And, the phrase, "retail Christmas terminology" just emits brilliance. :-) MKJ

[VOX]

7. Chuck plugs WND, the baby of far-right-wing tool Joseph Farah...

And Farah is one of the worst. He is a major Clinton-hater, has worked with Rush Limbaugh and has had a near-lifetime of nefarious dealings. :puke:

[symbolman]

9. Of course WHILE

he rails against the commercialization of Christmas, he SHILLS FOR HIS VENTURES...

Cute Chuck, you less than Zero excuse for a macho human being.

[curiousdemo]

10. Didn't Bruce Lee....

Kick his ass thirty years ago...I guess he got hit in the head to many times.

:banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:

[newyawker99]

12. Hi curiousdemo!!

Welcome to DU!! :toast:

[cynatnite]

11. So does this officially kick off the war on xmas? n/t

[underpants]

13. W's good friend and favorite actor

Moron

[varun]

14. Why isnt Chuck fighting in Iraq?

Our troops certainly need the help of a "macho" guy like him

:eyes:

[Norquist Nemesis]

16. hahahahah ROFL

Sorry...can't help :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

"I enjoy giving and receiving Christmas gifts as much as anyone else, though I prefer those presents that build up mind, body and spirit, like the educational gifts found at Shop.WND.com or the fitness and other items found at our online store (the proceeds of which go to benefit our Kick Start program). "

That pretty much says it all! Shameless self-promotion.

[Armstead]

17. I love the movie plug at the end

I wonder how much the spirit of "holiday commerce" caused him to write this.