Tonight, Bush will tell us that America is addicted to foreign oil.

[KyuzoGator]

He also plans to expose these other startling revelations:

- Water is wet.
- The sky is blue.
- Grass is green.
- Roses are red.
- Cats have fur.
- Deserts are dry.

Thanks so much for enlightening us, you fucking droolmonkey.

[merwin]

1. Holy shit! Cats have fur? Damn, I always thought that was an aweful skin

condition!
:sarcasm:

[BlueEyedSon]

2. Where are cheney's energy task force papers, dammit!

[MuseRider]

3. Droolmonkey?

I really like that!

[sendero]

4. After blocking..

... Democratic initiatives to increase auto efficiency standards basically forever, suddenly the DictatorTot notices we are dependent on foreign oil.

Oh wait, his fearless leader solution will be to get a drop-in-the-bucket that is ANWR. Yeah, that will fix everything.
:banghead:

[calico1]

5. Let me guess..

He will say stuff like don't drive your car unless you really need to, don't turn your furnace on if its really not necessary, etc.

[Todd B]

6. Funny, just think where we'd be if Reagan hadn't killed off

..all of President Carters energy policies, too.

Bush will use a lot of buzz words, but in the end he won't act on them. When the biggest donators to the Republican party are big oil, I highly doubt any type of energy reform will *ever* happen under Republican rule.

[KyuzoGator]

7. Of course, he will use "addiction to foreign oil"...

...as a lead-in to, "so we need to drill ANWR."

I sincerely doubt that alternative fuels will even be discussed.

[AnnieBW]

8. And He's One Of the Pushers!

n/t