Tucker Carlson is a tool. Says a husband is OBLIGATED to have sex with wi

[greenbriar]

wife.

says that is his reason for the burlisconi abstaining from sex until election is wrong.



bet tuckers wife says she wishes he would abstain if it is "such an obligation"

[HysteryDiagnosis]

1. What's wrong with waiting until erection? Oh...... wait a minute.....

nevermind.....




www.getgreen.com

[SmokingJacket]

19. Now that's funny. nt

[jimshoes]

2. Tucker reminds me of someone

that grew up in a house with 8 sisters and no brothers. I have no idea if that's the case, but that's the impression I get.

[Kierkegaard]

8. The impression I get is:

he was the kid in grade school who thought he knew everything, no one liked, had his lunch money stolen every day, got the occasional wedgie/swirly. Voted most likely to be a dick.

[greenbriar]

11. probably the hall monitor too so he could be tattle tale

he is just the type

[Kierkegaard]

14. Bingo.

Completely overlooked that one.

[Crunchy Frog]

29. And the 8 sisters used him to play "dress up doll" with. n/t

[geomon666]

3. Can't wait to tell my wife this.

Honey, I'm only doing this because I am obligated to do it......*smack*

[Montauk6]

4. huh?...

[donco6]

5. That's straight out of fundie teachings.

Is Tuckie a fundie?

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

6. Where does he get that idea from?

In Islam as I have studied it, men and women are equal partners, and as such are sensitive to the needs of each other. There is no "obligation" except to love and respect one another.

[deadparrot]

7. Any post about Tucker Carlson

must contain the obligatory link to the Jon Stewart "Crossfire" appearance.

http://politicalhumor.about.com/od/multimedia/v/stewartcarlson.htm

[bunkerbuster1]

9. Good luck with that, Tucks.

See how that works out for you.

[lastknowngood]

10. How would he know he's gay

n/t

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

12. Tucker is the Ashlee Simpson of cable "news". Why is he famous?

And why does he still get jobs? Dude does not seem particularly smart, entertaining, or even any good at debate or argument.

[Inland]

15. He must work for free.

He's the weakest, and when Rachel Maddow is on, she's evidently smarter, better spoken, and better looking to boot. But despite the comparison, she's still not the host.

[FreedomAngel82]

20. Isn't his dad some producer or something like that?

I think I remember reading that's why he keeps getting all these failed shows.

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

22. Then what's Bill "Snake Eyes" Bennett's excuse?

[Solly Mack]

13. what a lucky wife he has

Not

[Inland]

16. *snort* nt

[Solly Mack]

21. Who needs date night when you can have "obligation night"?

I wonder if they mark it on the calendar? Do they have "obligation" children as well?

[Inland]

23. It's eight o'clock on Obligation Night.

Get half undressed, close your eyes and think of Italy! Forza Italia!

[Solly Mack]

24. LMAO!!!!

hehehehehe

[Horse with no Name]

17. Oh please

Nobody is obligated to have sex.
It is supposed to be a consensual and willing act.

[FreedomAngel82]

18. ARGH!

What a pig! So if a wife says "no" to her husband and he doesn't accept "no" for an answer does he not see that as rape? UGH! I wonder how he'd like to be raped!

[greenbriar]

25. he would put and say butttt its your OBLIGATION to do this

:puke:

[GRLMGC]

26. What the?

Berlusconi should never have sex with anyone EVER. Neither should Carlson for that matter (you really don't want him to breed)

[seabeyond]

27. my husband absolutely feels that obligation. i say thank you, n.t

[bliss_eternal]

28. New rules--

no more sex quotes from people that don't have sex.

1. Fucker Carlson
2. The pope
3. Fuckstick McAwol, *, chimpy, etc...

[GRLMGC]

30. hahahaha

seriously

[Clark2008]

35. Um... for what it's worth

Tuck has tons o' kids.

Three to five... wait I'll look this up.

*sing Jeopardy theme*

Four children - a son and three daughers: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tucker_Carlson#Personal_life

He's at least fucked four times, which is more than most conservaties. :)

[FormerRepublican]

36. Are you sure they're his and not the mailman's?

I mean, Tucker Carlson? :puke: Shudder.

[bliss_eternal]

41. I was just going to ask the same thing--

Seriously, his wife actually had SEX with HIM?! Wonder if he takes off the bow tie... :evilgrin:

[Clark2008]

31. My husband better have sex with me!

I may agree with Tucker here.

:P

Edited to add: But I make it worth is his while. ;) Or should that be, "Worth my wile."

I love my hubby. :loveya:

[seabeyond]

34. i dont knwo what this post was actually talking about, but i agree

with you whole heartedly.

cant believe there is something i dont knwo about on this board, lol

[Clark2008]

39. Oh, I was waxing poetic.

I'm more sexual than my hubby... but we both know that, not a big deal

My post was that my hubby's obligation is to have sex with me and me only. That's the deal. And vice versa. Just a bit of the ole marriage vows. :)

Oh, and :hi: new friend. I hope we made up on the other topic. I can't find it to see your post with the high-power restrictions, but I suspect we did because you answered me here. :)

[seabeyond]

47. difference of opinion is a given

is not indicitive of respect to a person, or even like. i dont take things personally on the net. i dont even know what you are talking about. it isnt often i put names in my head. not a vengence driven person at all. past doesnt matter much at all. in the present kinda gal.

clue me in???????

[FormerRepublican]

32. Personally, if I were married to Tucker Carlson, I'd want my husband to...

...be celebate.

:puke:

[BlueIris]

33. WTF? Or maybe that should be WT...NF?

...What?

That is so...okay, whatever it was, it's gross because now I'm having to expend a lot of the "chocolate calories" I gained last night trying to block the inevitable mental pictures from my brain.

[liberalhistorian]

37. I don't know why you'd

expect anything different from him, this shouldn't be surprising at all. God, what an idiot tool! I'd rather be celibate the rest of my life than get it on with him. If he and I were the last two people on earth, we would definitely be the last two people on earth!

[hopeisaplace]

38. Men are good for two things

I like mine barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen
(wait..maybe just "barefoot in the kitchen")

[Mr_Spock]

40. Tucker has manhood issues - doesn't he make you wanna laugh at him?

Just for being the naive goof-ball that he is?

I like him because he's a joke.

[LeftyMom]

42. Who the hell wants to sleep with somebody who's just doing thier duty?

Personally I'd rather get the extra sleep, b/c it's no fun when both parties aren't into it.

There's nothing that pisses me off more at the moment than people who don't honor thier partners and value thier sex lives. It twists the knife a bit for those of us who are missing out when we'd rather not.

A period of celibacy isn't something to be undertaken lightly and it's really not the public's business, so Berlusconi can and should be criticized for that, but the only person who has any right to criticize him for choosing to absatin temporarily is the Mrs.

[Neshanic]

43. Does that rule include Tucker's gay lover on the side?

[The Stranger]

44. Is he married?

Really questionable, and he has brought the questions on himself.

[madokie]

45. Jeeezees the shit they'll let on the teevee never ceases to amaze me

[stop the bleeding]

46. "What a DICK" - I think Jon Stewart would agree n/t

[RB TexLa]

48. And after Roe v. Henry Wade is gone I guess they will say we are

obligated to provide them with sperm, that will no longer be a man's choice as to if he provides that for his wife or not.

[Javaman]

49. Obligated? Tucker may not love his wife, but I don't feel the least

obligated to have sex with my wife, damn, I want to!

I think tucker has a few issues that years and years and years of therapy could help.

[greenbriar]

51. ole tuck is a prick and a tool

and STUPID

[npincus]

50. ha ha- so that's how he got his 4 little "obligations" at home?

he sounds like a real Romantic.

[Missy Vixen]

52. I read a quote a few weeks back that I'm now searching Google for

Tucker Carlson claiming that women "need to be spanked". Somehow, I'm thinking the "obligation" is the least of Mrs. Carlson's problems. He's probably trying to up his ratings by being controversial. At the same time, I'm thinking there may be some fallout at home over this stuff...

Julie