I've finally decided that evolution is a sham

[hyphenate]

Yep--if we had evolved as a species, GWB and his ilk would have been spontaneously rejected before birth. There is NO WAY we could have evolved if people like them still exist and prosper.

[HysteryDiagnosis]

1. Maybe so.... but at this point.... would a (r)evolution be such a

sham(e)?? I think not.

[mzteris]

2. But surely

you're not suggesting GWB and his ilk are the result of INTELLIGENT DESIGN!!??!??

God forbid!

:rofl:

[rpannier]

3. You forget

periodically mutations occur -- both good and bad mutations.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

4. There have always been mutants and evolutionary dead ends.

Bush is both.

[Lars39]

9. What's it called when the unevolved wind up killing the evolved?

And are present-day humans going to be the first example of this?

[janx]

10. It's actually worse than that. Mutation is a strong component

of natural selection. But Chimpy's so bad, his mutation didn't help at all in his environment--and it should have!

[New Earth]

5. unfortunately

i think we're just in a transition phase.

[lvx35]

6. Well, he's out of his natural habitat.

GW's geneline was selected in an environment of beer, texas steers, and cocaine. He's been removed from his natural habitat much like the bonobos in captivity.

[Rex]

7. If that is true then intelligent design must be false as well.

Maybe we should call it Unintelligent Design. Devolution. :evilgrin:

[democracyindanger]

8. A talking monkey PROVES evolution.

[hyphenate]

11. These are great!

Keep it up! I'm getting cheery just reading them! :rofl:

[Canuckistanian]

12. He's just a failed branch

Just like trilobites, only less modern.