Bill O'Really: "I'm a fact-based guy."

[originalpckelly]

Damn, how funny!

You know, I've heard that the Paris Business Review has confirmed recently that he is indeed a fact based guy.

He's blathering on about Dan Rather, and he said Dan would be on his show next week.

UPDATE: Here is the crap
http://www.foxnews.com/oreilly/index.html

Click the Dan Rather Talking Point: 12/1

Here's a screen cap from the web video:

[rurallib]

1. Anyone can be when they make up their own facts

What did Moynihan say in a debate once "Everyone is entitled to their own opinion but they are not entitled to their own facts"? Sumthin like that

[NanceGreggs]

4. O'Reilly has just added his own take on that statement ...

Everyone is entitled to HIS opinion, and only HE is entitled to create the facts.

[cynatnite]

2. That's some funny shit...

:rofl:

I hope someone got that. I need the laugh.

[originalpckelly]

7. It's on the Fox Website, look for yourself at the included link...

:rofl:

[magellan]

3. He wouldn't know what to do with a fact he didn't dream up himself! (nt)

[Ishoutandscream2]

5. Peabody or Polk, Mr. Falafel?

Ah, I thought so.

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

17. Mr. military war veteran who sometimes reminisces about his combat "unit"

[Warpy]

6. Hey, BILL! FACT: YER NUTS

Of course that's the one fact he can't bring himself to face, so he continues to inhabit la la land and convince himself it's real.

[TahitiNut]

8. He's a fact-debased guy, he means. Debauched, too.

:eyes:

[originalpckelly]

10. Oh no, look at the screen cap I posted...

it says the whole story.

[Poiuyt]

9. Well, I guess it was a fact that Mark Foley was a Democrat

http://www.bradblog.com/?p=3570

[originalpckelly]

14. Well, of course he was a Democrat...

Damn Democrat Party!

:rofl:

[Warren DeMontague]

11. And the fact is, you're FULL OF SHIT, ASSHOLE. nt

[originalpckelly]

13. The Paris Business Review would disagree with that assertion.(nt)

[Warren DeMontague]

18. Maybe they were the ones who awarded him his Peabodys. nt

[threadkillaz]

12. Another gem from Billo tonite

"Most other new organizations lean heavily left" - B. O'Reilly, 12-1-6

[lpbk2713]

15. Are you sure he didn't say *I'm a rat faced guy*?

Now that is something I could believe.

[Vogon_Glory]

16. He Is? And I Look Better In a Dior Ballgown Than Rene Zellweger!

He is? REALLY? Then I must look better in a Dior ballgown than Rene Zellweger and I'm a chubby white male with stick-man arms who doesn't even try to do drag or do drag well.

[Sapphocrat]

19. Just a slip of the tongue.

He meant to say he was a falafel-based guy.

[alcibiades_mystery]

20. He's a falafel-based guy

Douchebag.

[buddysmellgood]

21. Now I understand where "The Word" comes from.

[ComerPerro]

22. That fact-based man needs some fact CHECKERS

[yurbud]

23. I bet he doesn't even get irony of reference to Salkind piece about "reality based" community

[praeclarus]

24. Paris Business Review has a website finally...

... www.parisbusinessreview.com

The billions of dollars lost chart is on there. Billo
was right by gawd.

[originalpckelly]

30. You might say, if it weren't for Bill O'Really, there wouldn't be...

a Paris Business Review.

[Blix Krieg]

25. Oh Good Christ

Bill O'Really: "I'm a fact-based guy."

:rofl:

I had not heard O'Loofah had switched to Standup Comedy.
He is certainly off to a hilarious start. :rofl:

[AJ9000]

26. Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa... Oh god damn my sides are hurting.

[Raine]

27. "I'm a fact based guy" ...

[Berry Cool]

28. If he keeps telling thigh-slappers like that one

he's going to be bigger on the circuit than Comedian Rush Limbaugh.

Hey, Billo, the Laugh Factory just called. You're allowed to do your act; you know what word to avoid lest you be fined, right? Yeah, that's right: "fact." :rofl:

[originalpckelly]

31. I can see it now, "He's a falafel, he's a falafel everyone...

If this was five years ago, I'd have a fork in your ass..."

[Toots]

29. Wonder what he said about Rather at the time

All the right wingers were saying Rather forged the memo. They still say the memo was forged when it never was proved to be anything other than authentic. It was just not authenticated. It could not be proved to be authentic. That does not make it a forgery. Them saying so does not make it one either. Everyone involved in that 60 minutes production swears it was authentic and nothing ever has indicated any different. Just right wing blowhards like O'Rielly saying it was a forged memo without anything to back it up...