Just had two matrixectomies and I think the SOTU will be more painful

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

Look it up and be glad you have to.

:evilgrin:

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1. ouch! why, and will they grow back, i hope?

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

4. I was bored?

LOL.... Not really and yes, they should.

[Lars39]

2. I had one of those a month ago!

I had waited waaay too long. The pain of the in-grown toenail was much worse than the pain afterwards.
The shots, on the other hand, are just a queasy memory I hope to forget some day. :D

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

5. I waited years on this....

And now I know why.

[don954]

6. let me guess

you has some dick of a doc put a needle into your toe?

I had that done on my left side, just about the most painful thing ever. I hear the chinese used to use this to torture people..

On my right one several years later, a new doc, he put 2 shots in my Ankle on the nerve points, very little pain, and waited 30 min. my whole foot was numb and had the procedure done pretty painlessly....

If i ever have to do it again, im interviewing docs beforehand!

[Lars39]

9. Well dang! *Now* you tell me!

Argh!
Really, though, thanks for the info, 'cause chances are good I might have to get it done again.:hi:

[HysteryDiagnosis]

3. Either you had the knife.... or the unit they used on you was

not set to "stun"..... which reminds me of the one about what McCoy said when he arrived at Shatner's place after his wife had drown in the pool.... you already know what it was.... "She's dead Jim".

I feel your pain and I wish I didn't.... dayyyyyyyam. Wishing you a speedy recovery Tom


http://www.japmaonline.org/cgi/content/abstract/81/6/317

Nail matrixectomies using radio wave technique

DF Hettinger, MS Valinsky, G Nuccio and R Lim
Dr. William M. Scholl College of Podiatric Medicine, Chicago, IL.

The authors present a successful method for surgically correcting ingrown toenails by using radio wave technique. A review of the literature is also presented.

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

7. He used tools on me that made me think of what I have used on horses.

[HysteryDiagnosis]

8. Hey now.... I hope it wasn't anything like this!!!!

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

10. (Their hooves)

LOL!