The "Special Strike Force" that needs to be sent to Iraq.

[Cyrano]

All American troops in Iraq need to be brought home immediately and replaced by a highly "Specialized Strike Force."

George W. Bush will be the leader of this force. His specialty will be to teach combatants how to go AWOL and get away with it.

Dick Cheney will be second in command. His specialty will be teaching Iraqis to repeat over and over again, "I have other priorities." He will also give a course in setting up undisclosed locations.

Donald Rumsfeld should be brought back to work with these heroic leaders. He can teach Iraqis of all ilks to ask and answer their own questions. ("Are their unknown unknowns? You bet. That's why I'm outta' here.")

Condi can keep any female Iraqi insurgents out of the fight by teaching them the art of shoe shopping.

Limbaugh is supremely qualified to teach how to get a boil on your ass to stay out of combat.

O'Reilly will be the specialist who teaches them how to spout hatred, but to be elsewhere if anyone shoots a gun.

More members are needed for this "Special Strike Force," so please add your candidates to this list.

[formercia]

1. Mr. Cambone

He will be looking for work soon.


He can explain to the Iraqis how Military Intelligence became an Oxymoron.

[stillcool]

2. I'd like to add the money-men...

all the CEO's and stock-holders who have or will greatly benefit from this endeavor. There should be plenty to round out the task force, with less noted, but equally deserving participants.

[Danascot]

3. Barbara & Jenna Bush

Sex workers to the grunts.