Rush Limbaugh: My "Cat Taught Me More About Women, Than Anything...

[CatWoman]

that poor cat :scared:

On the November 30 edition of his nationally syndicated radio show, host Rush Limbaugh proclaimed: My "cat's taught me more about women, than anything my whole life" because his pet cat "comes to me when she wants to be fed," and "she's smart enough to know she can't feed herself. She's actually a very smart cat. She gets loved. She gets adoration. She gets petted. She gets fed. And she doesn't have to do anything for it." Limbaugh has previously stated, on the March 1, 2005, edition of his show, that "women still live longer than men because their lives are easier"; on January 10, he suggested that some women "would love to be hired as eye candy."

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2006/12/01/rush-limbaugh-my-cat-ta_n_35388.html

http://mediamatters.org/items/200612010005

no wonder that monumental asswipe can't keep a wife.

[cool user name]

1. Why does anyone care what that fat fuck thinks?

[CatWoman]

4. anyone ever tell you

that you have a cool user name?

[cool user name]

15. Yes, you did. (smile)

:D

:hi:

[CatWoman]

22. !!

:hi:

[Madrone]

8. It's not caring what he thinks - it's RECON.

Friends close and enemies closer, you know?

:hi:

[rusty charly]

2. can you imagine the outrage if a lib/dem said anything like this?

a miffed malkin! a castigating coulter! imagine!

[bluestateguy]

3. Was that before or after his third marriage broke up?

I also like how he calls Reagan the best president of his lifetime, but he never bothered to vote for him--or anybody for that matter. He did not register to vote until he was 35.

[Richard Steele]

5. Whereas the fact that all his wives have LEFT...has taught him NOTHING.

[CatWoman]

6. heh

:rofl:

[Target_For_Exterm]

7. Limbo doesn't know anything more about women than he

does about cats. He's merely pointing to his ignorance of one to point out his ignorance of the other.

And what women have learned about Limbo is - RUN!!! (ew - yuck!)

[Straight Shooter]

9. My kitty litter box taught me more about Rush, than anything. n/t

[pnorman]

39. I LOVED that!

That's a "saver"!

pnorman

[Ken Burch]

10. Cats AND Viagra? Should one of us call the ASPCA?

:scared:

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

11. I'm surprised that monumental asswipe can keep a cat, let alone a wife.

In fact, I'm surprised an authoritarian, fascist prick like Limbaugh would even have a cat, since authoritarian fascist pricks want pets who obey them, not pets who just stare at them with a "what the hell do YOU want?" look.

Come to think of it, I'll bet he doesn't actually have a cat at all; he just made up the analogy as another way of demonstrating what an authoritarian, fascistic, misogynistic prick he really is.

[CatWoman]

13. right on, Ocelot

cats don't suffer morans well :)

[cool user name]

19. I'm surprised he hasn't eaten the cat.

:shrug:

[twilight_sailing]

26. Hell, the poor ole cat probably

just can't find a way to escape. ;)

[pstokely]

32. Cats tortue the things they catch before they die

They might be Republicans

[diane in sf]

12. I thought Republicans preferred dogs

He's another closeted gay Repuglican, which explains a lot about his marriage successes

[mike_c]

14. Rush Limbaugh is a carricature of himself....

:rofl:

[LongTomH]

16. So Rush Limbaugh takes the advice of domestic animals?

Why am I not surprised? :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[SoCalDem]

17. Was his cat named Daryn?.. Um.. She ran away

:)

[CatWoman]

23. you are so BAD!!!

:rofl:

[calimary]

43. You ARE bad!

And "Beaky the Christmas Vulture"?

:rofl:

[calimary]

44. self-delete

Sorry - hit the wrong key. I did a limbaugh.

[TahitiNut]

46. Somehow, I can easily envision Daryn atop the refrigerator with back arched and hissing.

:shrug:

[Deb]

18. The poor thing, he must have had her declawed

:puke: .... I wonder how often he pukes hairballs

[Junkdrawer]

20. Rush's new nickname: "Needle Dick Cat Humper"...

:evilgrin:

[liberal N proud]

21. Can I say it?

Please can I say it?








I know it isn't right but I just have to say it










































It is probably the only %@$$^ fat boy can get.



There, I got it off my chest.

[darkmaestro019]

53. You're vicious.

I like you a lot. : )

[Oilwellian]

24. Asswipe?

You're far too kind. :D

[AspenRose]

25. Hmmm, which is worse....

being Frist's pet ot Limbaugh's pet? :scared:

[aquart]

27. Truly. The man doesn't know a thing about cats.

[tinfoil tiaras]

28. I thought cats were pets for "liburul sissies"

and that "real conservative men have dogs that they can roll around in the mud with" or whatever together...

Oh Rush...:eyes:

[TomClash]

29. Is his new nickname Limp-paw?

Cat, woman, Rush Limbaugh, asshole. That does not paint a pretty picture unless he's dating Halle Berry.

[Lost-in-FL]

30. Is he having sexual relationships with his cat??

:puke:

[Initech]

49. Exactly what I was thinking.

[Catherine Vincent]

What a perv.

What else did his cat teach him?

[Catherine Vincent]

31. What a perv.

What else did his cat teach him?

[SammyWinstonJack]

33. He doesn't have to do a lot for his millions, just spew hate and discontent, is all.

Good thing though because no one would hire him as eye candy. :puke:

[Swamp Rat]

34. LOLOLOLOLOL!!!

:rofl:

[Berry Cool]

35. Now we know why all of Comedian Rush Limbaugh's wives left him

They refused to use a litterbox just so he could leave the toilet seat up.

[npincus]

36. that fat piece of shit should just off himself already

[Crunchy Frog]

37. Thankfully, he's small enough that he didn't seriously injure the cat. n/t

[TerdlowSmedley]

38. What he meant to say is that he likes a woman who will shit in a box

while he watches.

[opihimoimoi]

40. Rush is all minutiae and small talk...hardly anything of real substance comes from his deluded mind

Avoided Nam due to Boils on his Fat Ass...what a joke...

[jaysunb]

41. You'd have to actually "like" women to understand them

:evilgrin:

[Cass]

42. This would explain his four divorces. nt

[TheCowsCameHome]

45. He loves his cat almost as much as he loves little Dominican Republic boys

What a sick bastard he is - I hope his cat scratches his vocal cords out.

[Tsiyu]

47. So, breaking it down

he's saying that women are like cats who

* only give you attention when they want something

* are smart enough to know they can't take care of themselves

* want to be petted and adored for nothing

Is that really the way this man views the sum total of women? I can understand if his statements were uttered by a twelve-year-old, but a grown man?

Has he absolutely no females in his life who have nurtured him or cared for him other than for what he can give them? (Okay, this is Rush Limbaugh we're talking about...)

What a sad little person with a narrow little experience of a life.

I know some bad women and some bad men. I know some wonderful women and some wonderful men. That's how it is for normal people.

These rightie-tighties, on the other hand, have some bizarre thoughts. What would James Dobson, for example, have to say on the subject of cats vs. the Bobble teaching a man about wymmin?




And, oh yeah, Rush is a fornicator.....:evilgrin:

[mitchum]

48. Well, I guess that means he doesn't have sex with cats either

[UTUSN]

50. So he missed the cat class about not assaulting the female!!!1

This would be the "24" actress who says that at that C-SPAN forum preceding the Dominican romp, he shocked her by kissing her full on the mouth in introducing her on the panel. She added that has never ever had sexual relations with him and NEVER EVER WILL!!!1

[TheCowsCameHome]

51. How odd: He loves his cat, but he spanks his monkey

What a hypocrite.

[dancingme]

52. does he take his cat to Denny's parking lots

Meow! Do you have any drugs for my idiot master?

[Nobody]

54. Funny how so-called experts on women aren't even female n/t