Caption Rummy!

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

D'OH!!

[sakabatou]

1. Shit!

[Jim Sagle]

2. "I coulda had a V-8."

[southerncrone]

5. My exact first thought!

:rofl:

[Monkeyman]

3. You mean there where no WMD's

[rhiannon55]

4. "Now, where DID I put my conscience?

I haven't seen the damned thing for YEARS. Seems like I'm always losing shit."

[Fridays Child]

10. "Years" is right. I'm sure he hasn'r seen it since this...

[Warren DeMontague]

6. Do I like to fondle, caress and stroke my own silky forehead skin?

Heavens to Betsy, yes.

[Richard Steele]

7. "Is your card....the Ace of Spades?"

[southerncrone]

8. Please not another State of the Union Address!

[spillthebeans]

9. I hope the stamp stays on, so I can ship my a** to Afghanistan nt

[gulliver]

11. People liked me. I had money. I had friends.

I was respected. I had a legacy...

Seven hundred thousand people killed because no one knew how to follow my orders to the letter.

Your loss, Dubya! Your fuckin' loss, Junior.

Sob, sob, sob.

Dick!! Where's my Dick? Diiiiick! Diiiiiick!

Sob.

[otherlander]

12. I'm not fired, I just have job insecurity!

[Lugnut]

13. Oy! n/t

:D

[tinfoil tiaras]

14. OH SNAP!

I've just been pwned.

[The_Casual_Observer]

15. Henny Penny just shit on my head.

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

16. I forgot Poland.

Shit, ** is so gonna fire me.

[flordehinojos]

17. "what was i thinking?"

[kellenburger]

18. I'm having a dickens of a time..

..remembering where I parked my car.

[Chimichurri]

19. I Shoulda Had a V8.

[jokerman93]

20. Heavens to Betsy!

I'm sooo screwn.