2108 Democratic Presidential nominee

[Conan_The_Barbarian]

Greetings I am a DUer from the future. I would like to inform you all the 100 years from now Democracy in America is alive and well! China turned out to be one big economic flop, the worlds economic powerhouses are Uzebekistan, Mongolia, and Chad. Palau has recently forcec China into an unconditional surrender. The pastafarians were indeed correct, global warming is not due to the greenhouse effect but to the declining number of pirates which has been remedied. Madonna still won't go away, and Washington DC has been renamed Paris Hilton City. The evangicals were correct that Jesus would return soon, however when he did he was promptly thrown into an extermination camp for heresy. The national anthem has recently been changed to "America by Emninem", however it has been translated into Verbal Binary Code as that is the offical language of the country. The hispanic population has been succesfully integrated though recently their have been ethnic tensions due to the influx of Merpeople. We still have troops in Iraq, however the generals are confident that there is light at the end of the tunnel.

Anyway in the future we are much more tolerant than you. in Amendment 74 after the second civil time war we recognized the rights of all US citizens regardless of time of existance to participate in US elections. We regonized our truly bigoted timist policies and so as a member of the democratic party of the future we request that you cast your vote for one of the following potential candidates.

[Bucky]

1. Humungus all the way, man!

he did such a great job as governor!

[NoodleBoy]

2. I'm torn between FDR and Captain Picard

on the one hand, the guy who already guided us out of seemingly unescapable crapshoot against a balding frenchman from the future... hm. guess it'll be FDR.

[dweller]

3. dammit, as usual, you forgot

Kucinich.v3.2(beta test).

some things never change.
dp

[Conan_The_Barbarian]

4. Ah Kucinich

he was absorbed into the collective which now governs the Robocratic Republic of Canada.

[DRoseDARs]

5. Poll is invalid; doesn't include Zombie Reagan. He's a candidate in every election...

One of these days, he'll successfully eat the brains of ALL of his opponents thus winning the Presidency.

[Conan_The_Barbarian]

6. hehe had to add that one

Zombie Reagan ruled the US with an iron fist from 2032-2044, he was defeated by Cyborg Sharpton.

[Hatalles]

7. Galactic Overlord Xenu has ties to Jack Abramoff...

... sorry, can't vote for him.

[HappyWeasel]

8. I vote for Capt. Picard. He is, by far, a much better senior officer and democratic candidate than

the sex scandal ridden interstellar playboy, James Kirk.

[angry_chuck]

9. come on, Superman.

Then we wouldn't need an army; the pres could take care of it. Think of all that money they couldn't steal anymore.

[SoCalDem]

10. What?? No Bush or Clinton progeny??

I would have thought that Hugh Moran Clinton-Bush IX, or his elite 3rd cousin George Herbert John Ellis Bush-Clinton IV would be making a run for the top slot :)

[GOPBasher]

11. No fair!!!!! I wish we could get FDR's clone now!

We need him now. I am abstaining from the election in protest; I think you should send him back to 2006.

Thanks.

[cosmik debris]

12. Zaphod Beeblebrox n/t