Join the Army and blow stuff up remotely!

[onehandle]

It's like a Live Video Game!

Those Army commercials make living and dying for the super-rich look so cool.

[sweetheart]

1. the few, the proud, the enslaved

Nothing is a choice, and all you have is the flair in your walk as you shuffle off to the killing fields.

[Target_For_Exterm]

2. They have to lure the unsuspecting in somehow!

Their numbers are crap. They're recruiting high school drop outs and the bottom rungs on the intelligence scale, for heavens sake!

They need a cool commercial and a movie like "Top Gun" to lure in the unsuspecting, or we'll never win in Iraq. :sarcasm:

[Monkeyman]

3. They have lowered the standards lower then when they drafted

for Vietnam. Some of these troops have a 8 grade reading level.

[tabasco]

4. They also lowered the standards re: criminal convictions.

Rummy has done a great job improving the military.

If we had a REAL war for national security right now, we'd be fucked.