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twilight_sailing Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-03-06 01:31 PM
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Post Rapture message delivered for only $5.99
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Just write your letter and it will be hand-delivered immediately following the exodus of the pure from the Earth. But you must be thinking to yourself, "How can the letters be delivered after the Rapture?" The answer is simple. The creators of this site are Atheists. That's right, we don't believe in God. How else would we be able to deliver your correspondence after the Rapture?
http://postrapturepost.com/index.html
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salin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-03-06 01:34 PM
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1. hahaha
Edited on Sun Dec-03-06 01:34 PM by salin
that is funny - until I read the punch line I thought... geez more "Good Fundies" taking financial advantage of other gullible "Good Fundies". This, however, is rather funny. Wonder if they have any "bites" and wonder how many fit into the a) 'gloating' or b) 'get saved now' catagories.
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hlthe2b Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-03-06 01:40 PM
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2. i love it!!!!!
:rofl:
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-03-06 01:40 PM
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3. LOL
What a great idea!
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Mabus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-03-06 01:43 PM
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4. I'll do it for $3
Just send me your letter and $3. I'll make sure it gets delivered. Yessirree. ;)
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jgraz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-03-06 01:49 PM
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5. Hey! Those guys are from right around my home town!
Cross Plains, WI. Nice town.

Right, you don't care. Carry on. ;)
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Vox Acerbus Donating Member (155 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-03-06 01:50 PM
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6. Sounds like the folks from Jesus Pets:


"If Jesus returns tonight, who will feed your pets tomorrow?"

http://www.jesuspets.com/Home.aspx
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riona Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-03-06 02:49 PM
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7. Plan B?

..."In the event that the Rapture actually occurs, we will go to Plan B: "Lifetime of Sin Followed by Deathbed Repentance."
:rofl:

..."Sign up for the Post-Rapture Post today to guarantee that, while you are gone, you will remain in the thoughts of those left behind......"
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Initech Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-03-06 02:56 PM
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8. Hilarious!
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left is right Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-03-06 04:14 PM
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9. I think it might be worth $6 to send a message
to * gloating that he was left behind
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Guess who's left behind
That's right you!
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