Clint Van Zandt: A Man for All Catastrophes at MSNBC!

[PCIntern]

Missing White Girl! He's your expert for searches.

Cop Hi-Speed Chase! He's your expert for law-enforcement vehicular protocols.

Escaped Prisoner! He's your expert for sheriff (mis)management of the incarcerated.

Sniper! He's your expert for containing and neutralizing.

Hostage Situation! He's your expert for negotiating.

Family Murder! He's your expert for motive, means, and opportunity.

"Insurgent" car bomb! He's your expert for security, barricades, and morbidity/mortality evaluations.

Nuclear War/Apocalypse! He's your expert for God's wrath.

[acmejack]

1. Hey, he's got businesses to push!

A tad apocalyptical perhaps... Threatlink!

We also have his subsidiary http://www.livesecure.org/|Livesecure!>

[montanacowboy]

2. And don't forget Dr. Sanjay Gupta

he is the man for All Seasons on CNN; this guy does and knows everthing!!!!! it's hilarious

[PCIntern]

3. Ah...Sanjay!

Aren't those CNN hospitals just the living end? Meanwhile, in real life, the mother-in-law of a buddy of mine was at a nice suburban hospital with chest pain, and spent 10 hours in the Waiting Room after the initial EKG b/c there were no beds and the ER was jammed with admissions awaiting people to be discharged/die on the upper floors.

Just like on Sanjay's show...

[PCIntern]

4. Missed One!

He was just on for:

RADIATION POISONING!