He reads off tragedies like a hungover waiter with a menu.

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I am so sick of this resturant.

[NYC Liberal]

1. LMAO -- I needed that laugh during this pukefest!

:hi:

[HysteryDiagnosis]

2. Remeber this restaurant?? You may remember better if I tell you

that Jack Nicholson was playing Bobby......


Bobby: I'd like an omelet, plain, and a chicken salad sandwich on wheat toast, no mayonnaise, no butter, no lettuce. And a cup of coffee.
Waitress: A #2, chicken salad sand. Hold the butter, the lettuce, the mayonnaise, and a cup of coffee. Anything else?
Bobby: Yeah, now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules.
Waitress: You want me to hold the chicken, huh?
Bobby: I want you to hold it between your knees.

[Octafish]

3. The crazy monkey looks like a cannibal.

A lying, crooked, smirking cannibal.

And he's a traitor.

[Cha]

4. That is Classic..I'm going to

remember that and pass it on.

I've been there..:puke: