NEIL BUSH MILKS COWS .... (No Bush Left Behind)

[RedEarth]

The Hightower Report
By Jim Hightower


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NEIL BUSH MILKS COWS

George W.'s No Child Left Behind program is being perverted into No Bush Left Behind. You might recall brother Neil Bush from his "Hi Yo Silverado" days, when he headed a Colorado S&L that went broke, costing us taxpayers a billion bucks to bail it out. Now Neil is in the education game.

As honcho of an outfit called Ignite! Learning, he goes around to school districts hustling a computerized learning center dubbed COW, for Curriculum on Wheels. Made up to look like a purple cow, it's wheeled into classrooms where it uses jingles and cartoon videos to "teach" students. Each COW costs $3,800, and at least 13 school districts have used No Child Left Behind money to purchase them. That money is primarily intended to help disadvantaged kids learn reading and math – yet, Neil's COWs don't teach either of these subjects. Curious.

Additional money to place COWs in various schools has come from such Republican stalwarts as the Rev. Sun Myung Moon and such longtime Bush benefactors as the Saudi Arabian oil company. Also, Neil's investors come from afar – including millionaire businessmen from Kuwait, China, and Russia. Odd.

Both Daddy and Momma Bush are investors as well. Barbara is so committed to the enterprise that when she made a donation to help Hurricane Katrina evacuees who had moved to Houston, she required that all of the money be spent buying Neil's COWs. How charitable.

Ignite!'s ethics are also on display in a com-pany video on its Web site. A Texas teacher named Lori gives a glowing testimonial about how COW did wonders for a young student named India. Only, Lori is really not India's teacher. She's Ignite!'s marketing director. Ignite! says Lori was not lying … just role playing.

http://www.austinchronicle.com/gyrobase/Issue/print?oid=oid%3A424312

[KansDem]

1. Do these COWS come to his hotel room and offer their udders?

Asking for no money in return, of course...

[AndreaCG]

2. At least he milks the right gender

Brother Dubya milks bulls per Pickles.