Well, you know what they say: Obama Happens

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Hillary posed for smiling photo-ops with Bill Frist, Newt Gingrich, and Rick Santorum.

She backed a bill criminalizing flag burning, came out against violent video games, signed on to President Bush's missile defense plan, shifted her language on abortion, and became a bellicose backer of the war in Iraq.

And then suddenly, unexpectedly, came a rumbling in the distance. A rumbling caused by a boy named Barack. Indications are that before the year is out, Barack will officially be in.

All at once, a surge of enthusiasm and support for the boy named Barack is threatening to ruin all of the girl named Hillary's perfect plans -- like sand castles being washed away by a rising tide.

So, my little ones, what is the lesson to be learned from this tale?

Bottom line? - the best-laid plans of mice and men -- and perfect little girls -- often go awry. And, man oh man, are they ever going awry for Hillary.

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1. So, my little ones, what is the lesson to be learned from this tale?

Don't count your chickens before they hatch.

An old army boot stands a better chance of Clinton or Obama getting elected.

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2. An old army boot stands a better chance of Clinton getting elected, may-be?! but not Obama...

Obama is the only possible candidate that Hillary sweats...