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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-05-06 04:45 PM
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Forget O'Reilly's blathering, read the user comments at the end
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2006/12/05/earlyshow/leisure/books/main2228195.shtml

Excerpts:

How to be a good Republican:

1) Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime, unless you are
millionaire conservative radio jock, which makes it an illness and
needs our prayers for your recovery.

2) You have to believe that those privileged from birth achieve success
all on their own.

3) You have to believe that the US should get out of the UN, and that our
highest national priority is enforcing UN resolutions against Iraq.

4) You have to believe that government should stay out of people's lives
but it needs to punish anyone caught having private *** with the wrong
gender.


and

Bill should be on Saturday mornings along with the rest of the cartoons.
He could interview Sonic the Hedgehog and be enjoyed by children who could laugh and laugh and laugh as he accuses Sonic of running a secret terroist camp and voting for Bill Clinton.


and

(some more of "How to be a good republican")
5) You have to believe that pollution is ok, so long as it makes a profit.

6) You have to believe in prayer in schools, as long as you don't pray to
Allah or Buddha.

7) "Standing Tall for America" means firing your workers and moving their
jobs to India.


and

OK, bushrocks1 AND Bill O'Riely, both need to get NEW HOBBIES!!!! 4 Christ's Sake, bushrocks1 continues to print the same paragraph on every article, nothing to say but the same mantra, off topic and out of touch, but then, so IS Bill O'Riley, I can't believe how all the sheep in the world that can't think, but can only follow this SHARLITAN, and making him RICH too!!! 4 best sellers in tha recent past??? they must have great pictures to sell like that!!! this ain't news, it's promotion for the book sales...

There's more.

Whip out the :popcorn: too.
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Straight Shooter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-05-06 04:50 PM
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1. Sharlitan?
:7
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walldude Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-05-06 04:59 PM
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2. I keep looking for the part about where it's ok
to sexually harass your employees while being a married holier than thou talk show host. I guess I'll be looking for a long time.
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-05-06 05:01 PM
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3. No doubt somebody will put that in there too...
O8)
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