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Cronus Protagonist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-31-06 09:55 PM
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How did Lynn Cheney get her black eye?
Did she fall down the stairs on her way in? She looks like Mrs. Potatohead. I'm thinking of calling the police on Dick for battery. What do you think?

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tularetom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-31-06 09:56 PM
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1. I'm thinking it was some
hot girl on girl action with Condomlizard.
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tlsmith1963 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-31-06 09:57 PM
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2. I Bet the Neocons All Beat Their Wives
They are so bitter & arrogant. It fits their m.o.

Tammy
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Cronus Protagonist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-31-06 10:00 PM
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8. Bill Frist looks like an android killer hitman
Will kill for money. Birds, cockroaches, dogs, cats, whatever, just as long as it's about death.

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upi402 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-31-06 09:57 PM
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3. gave Clinton head in the dark
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johnfunk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-31-06 10:03 PM
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11. Best sex she ever had, too!
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Cronus Protagonist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-31-06 10:04 PM
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14. Bashed & Bruized by Bill's big bouncing balls you mean?
I don't even want to picture it... dohhh!
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upi402 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-31-06 10:08 PM
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17. it's cool, I meant Hillary
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LiberalPartisan Donating Member (844 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-31-06 09:58 PM
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4. The horse moved n/t
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Pastiche423 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-31-06 09:59 PM
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5. GMFAO!
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Champion Jack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-31-06 09:59 PM
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6. badda boom badda bing
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Matariki Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-31-06 09:59 PM
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7. WTF, ANOTHER ONE??
that whole bush posse' has scuffs and bruises ALL THE TIME. Condi, Bush, Libby with his broken leg. Who's hitting them? Or maybe they have a White House Fight Club?
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RoyGBiv Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-31-06 10:00 PM
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9. Ran into a door ...

No, really. Wink, wink, nudge, nudge.

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Cronus Protagonist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-31-06 10:01 PM
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10. Maybe she got caught stealing from Dick's wallet
I could see her doing that.

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givemebackmycountry Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-31-06 10:03 PM
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12. Maybe
She got hit with one of those acrylic glass Dildo's that are so popular now.

POP!
OW, Shit!

Just guessin'

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Cronus Protagonist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-31-06 10:06 PM
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15. Double-ended dildo, no doubt
Otherwize, how would one hit her in the face during her bondage sessions?

:evilgrin:
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Gregorian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-31-06 10:04 PM
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13. What do you say to your wife when she has two black eyes?
Nothing. You already told her twice.

(I think that one goes over better in the Australian outback.)
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Cronus Protagonist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-31-06 10:07 PM
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16. I don't know anywhere that joke would go over today
And I think I'm glad about that. :)
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applegrove Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-31-06 11:21 PM
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18. I did notice something very odd with her. She did not look well. But
this thread started out curious and has just sunk.
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Fridays Child Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-31-06 11:37 PM
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19. Is there a photo?
I saw a glimpse of her but that was it.
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