The White House Christmas Drapes Have Arrived!

[Contrary1]

I know...I'm a bad person.

[greenbriar]

1. gawd what a goofy looking couple

can neither of them ever look normal?


bet shrubbys feet are twisted too

[Viva_La_Revolution]

2. you could have been meaner...

by mentioning that she should wear undergarments with a little more... um... lift.

[Sydnie]

4. ROFL

The OP didn't go there .... but I did! :rofl:

[Contrary1]

7. Maybe a couple of these drapery hooks

installed discreetly would help:

[HCE SuiGeneris]

5. I never would have noticed without your comment

Usually I have to avert my eyes after observing such horrors. :evilgrin: B-)

Edit: I really do not feel well now. Thanks a lot!! x(

[greenbriar]

8. didn't even notice till I read this

but jeez..

didn'tknow boobs were that low

[Bluebear]

19. I see her size is, what, 42 long?

O8)

[Sydnie]

3. Someone needs to send her to Lady Grace

She is in more dire need of a correctly fitted bra than any First Lady in history!

[Kiouni]

6. does she make this shit herself?

or does someone give her clothes as a practical joke?

[baldguy]

9. She saw it in the window and just couldn't resist!

[Monkeyman]

10. Ekk the Joker Lives

[cynatnite]

11. Shit, if that ain't the ugliest pair of drapes I ever saw n/t

[Canuckistanian]

12. I see Laura reused the old fabric from that reupholstering job

See? Who says she doesn't care about the environment?

[oasis]

13. The Graceland caretaker called. They want their sofa cover back.

:scared:

[madrchsod]

14. trust me as a former upholsterer and window treatment seller

for 20 some years i have never seen a fabric quite like that! it`s hideous, which is perfect for her

[brook]

15. She also

looks like he just goosed her. Goofus and Dufus do Xmas.

[JVS]

16. Do they match the carpet?

[IntravenousDemilo]

17. Is that fabric sheer or something? I think I can almost make out her coochie. n/m

[Stephanie]

18. I hate you so much -

for beating me to it!

HIDEOUS.

[eridani]

20. I don't get it--Texas is a HOT state--

--why the heavy upholstery fabrics?

[cboy4]

21. By their faces, you'd have no idea the world is in shambles thanks

to the idiot in the tux.

[Skittles]

22. surely that is Madame Tussauds

no?

[symbolman]

23. You know

the more I look at this pic, the more it looks like the CLOTHES were ALREADY THERE propped up before the tree, and Bush and Booby just WALKED right into them for a quick shot and then they were outta there..

Sort of like those goofy plywood paintings are piers where you get your picture taken as you stick your head through a Hole in the plywood.. :)

Maybe the Army Corps of Engineers would be kind enough to come in and truss up the booby structure on that giant Doily she's wearing..

I really love the Graceland caretaker wanting the couch covers back comment, well done!

If you notice the rest of her jumpsuits look like Chairman Mao's clothing line from Communist China, only in neon GREEN and other colors not found in nature.. but BLOOD RED really suits her considering the 'man' next to her is a mass murderer, eh?

[Vinca]

24. She looks matronly . . . and that's my nicest assessment.

It wouldn't be a bad thing if she hired a stylist.

[displacedtexan]

25. Laura's wearing her holiday blood clot.

[Sugar Smack]

26. Heehee...no, you're not.

:spray: :patriot: :rofl:

[zbdent]

27. He definitely married above his station

but then, that was before the lobotomy which placed that permanent plastic smile on her face ...

[Sugar Smack]

28. Her date there looks like an utter doofus.

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[Hubert Flottz]

29. Gawd I hope somebody don't try to sit down on her!

Edit...Dress by DUNCAN PHYFE

[marions ghost]

30. "Nobility, Richness, Elegance, Wealth, Dowager Power..."

...harking back to the wives of Henry the Eighth. No accident that she wore the same color and concept in the photo op with Prince Charles (the one in which he goosed her).

Trouble is the Retro Nobility Look does fit better with the sofas at Graceland (LOL) these days. Faux is at least honest at Graceland.

Maybe they could use body coverings like this in Iraq. It looks impenetrable.

[Tim4319]

31. Might want to trade the drapes on for blinds!

[lonestarnot]

32. My cats would love a new scratching post!