If I see one more set of plastic testes hanging off the back of a truck I will....

[elehhhhna]

help is required, Du.



They're everywhere here in TX. Even I, QUeen of all Smartassin', am at a loss for words.

What's a snappy remark to direct at the morans who sport these?

[Horse with no Name]

1. Simply enough.

Just ask them if it was a pre-requisite to have their balls removed when they voted for Bush?

[Mist]

20. Perfect question! Seriously, whoever does this is so VERY insecure

that the truck and other "male" insignia aren't enough--they actually have to hang vinyl testes from their vehicles? I think if I was a shrink, I'd be inclined to interpret it as a cry for help...

[greenbriar]

26. I LOVE that answer

that is perfect

[bluerum]

2. I wonder how these nuts feel about breastfeeding in public?

[acmejack]

7. Why that's nasty of course!

That is sooo screwed up. You know these are the same fools that have a problem with breast feeding, I would lay odds on it.

[TexasProgresive]

10. They's prbly agan it cause it just

a waste of good titties

[JeffR]

3. And I thought nothing was more revolting than a W bumpersticker

I was wrong.

[TexasProgresive]

22. Speaking of W stickers

Right here in College Station, TX- home of the PapaBush libary I saw a sticker yesterday that just cracked me up. It said,"Defoliate the Bushes"

[JeffR]

29. That's genius!

:rofl: :rofl:

[Captain Hilts]

44. I saw one of those "W.....The President" stickers yesterday, only it said, "F...

The President."

You had to get up close to read it.

[TahitiNut]

65. Sounds like an ad for a pubic depilatory.

:shrug:

[patricia92243]

4. I'm almost afraid to ask- what on earth does it mean?

[Junkdrawer]

5. Replace them with the driver's. n/t

[Canuckistanian]

6. Looks like another manifestation of "compensation" issues

They probably own many guns, powerful drills and like movies where trains go into tunnels.

[Mind_your_head]

8. Yuck! What is a pair of those hanging off the back of a car/truck

SUPPOSED to mean? I don't get it.

[Ken Burch]

17. Probably because Dubya had to castrate a liberal to get into Skull and Bones

:sarcasm:

Or in tribute to his father putting his manhood "into a blind trust" when he joined the 1980 ticket.

[Mind_your_head]

43. Heh......

Anyone sporting a pair of these on their car/truck....definitely has "compensation issues".

[Captain Hilts]

9. They come in colors of all races, also.

the first time I saw these I was riding in a car with two men. They damn near had the vapors.

At least in the Baltimore area, these are not really catching on.

[greyl]

36. Hmm, I think one of each would be lovely

all swinging side by side in peace, ya know.
:D

[Perky]

51. Yeah ya know an african-american pair would get

a white driver in deep doo-doo in a hurry.

[Target_For_Exterm]

11. Cheap quote: "So your girlfriend cut off your balls and hung

them on the back of your truck? Kinda limits your future, don't it?"

[Ken Burch]

21. Or

"Wow...they're like testicles...only smaller..."

[hobbit709]

12. There's an inverse square relationship

between the size of the fake ones and their real ones. Major act of compensation there.

[Cassandra]

13. So if you rear end them...

are you ball-busting?

[htuttle]

14. I'm feeling a strong desire to give them a good kick!

[TheCowsCameHome]

15. Are they Tom DeLay's by any chance?

[TexasProgresive]

16. I noticed that that is a California tag

I have not seen any of these in my part of Texas. What I see that is not offensive, but confounding is a large cow bell hung where the plasitic huevos are in your picture.

As for a come back, "Is that all you got, Plastic balls?"

[Le Taz Hot]

33. That's photoshopped

look closely. Also, tags don't have punctuation mark.

On edit: Added puntuation mark.

[Garbo 2004]

59. That's not a real California license plate. Too large, no reg tags. n/t

[Burried News]

18. Somewhere Freud is smiling.

Does the front bumper sport a foreskin?

[originalpckelly]

19. That's plain nuts, but don't get so testy about it.

:-)

[underpants]

23. I followed a pickup truck with a trailer both with "Rebel flags" on them

it was in front of me in traffic a few months ago. HUGE "Rebel flag"s too. A round CSA sticker too.

I saw something hanging from the trailer....yep it was trucknuts.

[Atman]

24. Place a big vagina on the back of your car

This stuff is always supposed to be just 'dang funny when the joke is about men, but let's see people start driving around with hairy vaginas strapped the back of their cars and watch people go balistic. The same people who were posting recently that calling a person a "pussy" is offensive because it refers women's parts, didn't think "dick" was offensive. They'd probably enjoy some truck nuts.

Personally, I think it is just plain rude. Not offensive, I'm pretty much in favor of nudity any time, but this isn't nudity even, it's just nasty. The human body is beautiful, but the individual parts are rarely if ever as pretty as their sum, and a set of dangling balls presents a prime example of that.

.

[hlthe2b]

50. Excuse me... I seriously doubt it is women that are hanging these...

So, why the attack on women in your post?

I do agree with your second paragraph, however, totally. :shrug:

[Atman]

56. There is no attack on women at all!

Sorry if you took it that way, but I'm not attacking anybody but the morans who'd put this thing on their car. The point about hanging a vagina on your car is because then maybe people will get offended and this god-awful fad can be nippled in the pud. Er, nipped in the bud. Sorry. ;)

.

[hlthe2b]

57. gotcha...

:7

[Donnachaidh]

25. ask them if their own pair is plastic too.

Talk about obnoxious and obscene. No offense, but I hope this one fad stays in Texas.

[knitter4democracy]

27. Send this to Colbert.

I followed an old, beat up Japanese-make truck (big deal here in Michigan) with eagle stickers all over the back window and trucknuts hanging from under the license plate. I laughed my butt off the rest of the way home. I mean, how Colbert is that? :D

[marmar]

28. Wow. I've never seen that....

:scared:

[madokie]

30. the next time you see a pair parked wait patiently until the owner shows up

then kick 'em like ere's no tomorrow

[Le Taz Hot]

31. I'm in a red section of

California and I swear this is the first time I've ever seen this. My guess is it's a Texas thang (no pun intended).

[Tesha]

45. Bumper Balls show up in New Hampshire as well.

I've often wondered what would happen to the owners if
they came back and found someone had neutered their truck?

Tesha

[newportdadde]

32. Saw a decal in a truck the other day "My other toy has tits"... I kid you not.

Boggles the mind.

[Target_For_Exterm]

37. A plastic blow up doll?

:shrug:

[Bettie]

34. Ewwww......

Now that's just weird. Haven't seen anything like that in Iowa, but it will probably be here before long!

Guess they needed to have them removed in order to vote for a chimp.

[EST]

35. Ya' might mention that most men have learned to get along

with their s/o.

Or-"was it a really bad fight?"

Most men don't feel the need to advertise. Well, that was yesterday; maybe things are different now.

Maybe-"gonhorrea really sucks, doesn't it?"
or
"Waited too long to go see the doctor, huh?"
er
"I guess that's the last time you decide to get drunk and go beat up a queer, huh?"

Or
"Who did you drag to death?"
or
"I always wondered if that story was true about not being careful when you get the mumps and they'll fall on you."

or-"Were those the ones you got from Snap-On tools?"

[elehhhhna]

39. oh my land

rofl

[soothsayer]

38. Why so testy?

[Norquist Nemesis]

40. Quick! Call Brent Bozelle!!!!

The innisent childrin shood NEVER be seen such pornergraphic things!!!

[Tyler Durden]

41. This has replaced Spears' Spawn as the new symbol of the fall of civilization.

Proof positive that the end of the empire is nigh.

[zanne]

42. Got scissors?

I would have so much fun going testicle hunting and cutting those babies off!

[Ian David]

46. Put a rubber cock-ring on it. n/t

[lectrobyte]

47. I'd think seeing these testicles in public is at least as evil as Janet Jacksons's nipple jewelry

Won't anyone think of the children?

[Cerridwen]

48. "Hey, I notice you had to buy a pair.

None of your own, huh?"

*shake head "sadly" while "tsk, tsk"ing*

[lumberjack_jeff]

54. There you go. An extra-cost option, paid for on a 72 month loan.

Perhaps they'd have been better off to purchase the fiberglass brain.

[Cerridwen]

55. Fiberglass brain? LOL I think they thought that's what those were.

:rofl:

[Donnachaidh]

58. ROFLMAO!!!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Greyhound]

62. LMAO!

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[KoKo]

49. I haven't seen that....I'd probably crash my car if I did. Sheesh...

Are you sure this isn't just one lone "nut" out there? :shrug:

[BlooInBloo]

52. Ask 'em if they're gay (is that why you want men to see your balls?) lol!

[Arkansas Granny]

53. I've seen a few of them in my part of the country and at first I couldn't

believe what I was seeing. I think it must signify gross insecurities about the driver.

[Lady Effingbroke]

60. Bumper nuts. I see 'em on a fairly regular basis, inevitably dangling from a hugh-jass

F-350/dually/"monster"-type truck.

I mean, think about it - the effect isn't quite the same when these things are hanging from the ass-end of a Tercel (although I've no doubt someone, somewhere, has done just that).

Also seen around town:

1. A truck with a giant "GIT-R-DONE" sticker plastered from edge to edge of the rear window.

2. A truck with a giant sticker featuring "Calvin's" mooning ass, again occupying the entire back window.

3. And my favorite, a truck featuring:
A: A 'hugh' sticker commanding surrounding motorists to "Crank the Hank"
B: A smaller sticker in the lower corner of the rear window proclaiming the driver's affinity for "Beer, Bait, & Ammo"
C: A cowbell flapping from the hitch.
Oh, well. A country boy will survive!

Yes, I live in Texas.

[muriel_volestrangler]

61. Seriously, what are the truck owners trying to say?

Is it "I'm a man"? "I'm 'manly'"? "I've metaphorically castrated someone else"? I'm guessing it's one of those 3, but they're different (and pointless, and, in the 3rd case, anti-social) messages.

[Greyhound]

63. How about, "I wish I had some"? Or, "the finance company got mine". n/t

[NMDemDist2]

64. i believe what they are *trying* to convey is that their truck has balls

which would lead me to the conclusion the owner doesn't?

[The2ndWheel]

66. That's pretty funny

And quite smooth too. Damn.

[Broken_Hero]

67. Locking

No sex threads please.

Thanks,
petersond
DU Moderator