If reincarnation is true.... What will J. Falwell come back as?

[RethugAssKicker]

I say he will come back as a poor black woman lesbian from the deep south.

Why?

because

1. he hates black, he hates women, and he hates lesbians.

[grytpype]

1. a turd

Which would be a step up for him.

[Lusted4]

25. RuPual n/t

[hlthe2b]

2. perhaps, but I'm more envisioning....

a slimy dark garden slug....

[Target_For_Exterm]

3. Fungus.

Very like him - no intelligence, just sits around doing nothing, no one wants him hanging around, etc.

[mtnester]

4. Deep south...let's try from Africa instead instead

that way he can worry about female circumcision as well. And retribution rape, deliberate and planned/retribution AIDS infections and all other sorts of things even a poor black woman from the deep south could never begin to imagine.

Just saying

[Tesla]

8. He don't hate lesbians.....

he's got ever "Girls Gone Wild " DVD they make!!
HAhaha

[DUgosh]

5. "My pet goat"

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

6. A preta.

[Hubert Flottz]

7. A pudgy maggot on a very stale dog turd!

Edit...that's if he prays REAL hard!

[slingsam]

9. A slightly smaller mammal?

Like say...a Beluga Whale?

Or....a well-fed pig?

[Junkdrawer]

10. Seen this?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=364&topic_id=2867557&mesg_id=2867557

[BOSSHOG]

11. May I add to your first sentence, "In 1962."

[Lex]

12. Did he die?

nt

[warrens]

13. same thing he is now...a toad

[ck4829]

14. Like all Global Warming Critics

I hope he comes back as a Polar Bear.

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

15. Same as he is now. A fat cockroach with a big mouth.

[Sapphocrat]

32. No...

...he can't come back as the same thing twice, can he?

[mzteris]

16. a dung beetle. n/t

[madokie]

18. but that wouldn't be reincarnation

[insane_cratic_gal]

22. Yes it would

Reincarnation when taking the form of an animal (according to buddhists beliefs) is a existence of lesser being meaning one has done great deserves to humanity while alive. So they are forced to come back in animal form and forgo enlightenment.

does that make sense?

[TheWraith]

17. I first thought leech, but that would be an upgrade for him. NT.

[Maddy McCall]

19. A Bourbon Street hooker who's friendly with Jimmy Swaggart.

[Odin2005]

20. A cyanobacterium (AKA pond scum).

[Pathwalker]

21. A gay mexican jewish woman?

As heard on the Daily show.

[deepthought42]

23. That a-hole doesn't deserve reincarnation...

:grr: I cannot stand him, in any form...

[baby_mouse]

24. A hagfish. Or a naked mole rat. nt

[ComerPerro]

26. is he dead?

[chaska]

27. Don't be silly, vampires are immortal.

[chaska]

28. Oh! Quote me. 'It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle....

than to get Jerry Falwell's fat ass into heaven.'

[icymist]

29. It's not of our concern of what this man comes back as.

Our concern is dealing with the damage he's done in his life right now.

[malaise]

30. My toilet bowl n/t

[geniph]

31. Limbaugh's anal cyst

Oh wait, too late.

[noonwitch]

33. A cockroach

I think the next 7 lives are as a cockroach, in a black lesbian's kitchen (so she can stomp on him over and over again).

[raysr]

34. Larry Flynt's

colostomy bag.

[architect359]

35. a worm

[Cheap_Trick]

36. rush limpballs' anal cyst

[RiverStone]

37. Reverend Ted Haggard 's next male prostitute

[Cleita]

38. He will come back as his arrogant self in a world run

by those he hates. That's how karma works, IMHO. I don't think it's really proper to talk about blacks, women and lesbians as though being any one or all of those entities is a bad thing.

[Bobbie Jo]

39. A rat...

He has many rat-like features.

Yeah...a big fat RAT.

Edited to add....my daughter has been getting propaganda material from Liberty University (she's a HS Jr.) Yep....directly to the circular file. In fact, I've requested her name be taken off the mailing list immediately in no uncertain terms.

No flippin way Jerry...you're not getting your hands on my kid. :grr:

[Stephanie]

40. And what will YOU come back as?

Karma's a bitch.