Freepers idea for a master race. (It ain't pretty)

[maxrandb]

Well, I was curious about the Freakers take on Mary Cheney, so I found a thread over there with only 350 or so posts to it. I almost choked on my coffee when I saw the below about half-way down the first page. Seems this freaker wants to take Ann Coulter and Michele Malkin and breed them with Hannity and Limbaugh. Hmmm, makes me wonder who plays the male part.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1749133/posts

To: decal
To save America for the long run we may need to open a "GOP Stud Farm."

Of course no Rino's could be introduced but we could find a great breading stock starting with Ann Coulter and Michele Malkin.

On the other side of the fence we could start with Sean Hannity, Rush Limbaugh, Rummy, Bush and Cheney.

30 posted on 12/05/2006 11:54:27 PM PST by trumandogz (Rudy G 2008: The "G" Stands For Gun Grabbing & Gay Lovin.)

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Going through that, I noticed that there were quite a few Freakers that say stuff like, "well, at least they're not welfare mothers with 8 children", which just goes to show you how hypocritical these people are.

Imagine their reaction if you changed the name Mary Cheney to Chelsea Clinton.

[acmavm]

1. A GOP stud farm? How far from the idea of a master race is

that suggestion? Oxymoron doesn't even begin to cover this one.

[Lance_Boyle]

35. But...

I thought Rush *was* an Oxy-moron?

[GreenPartyVoter]

2. Because of COURSE political leanings breed true. Never has a conservative

couple produced a liberal child. Never.

[Target_For_Exterm]

3. He meant GOP dud farm. That's the list he made.

Coulter and Rush, breading. (Ew, yuck!!!) :scared:

I wonder if their offspring would know how to spell?

[BOSSHOG]

6. Chain smoking Momma and drug addicted father

Studs indeed.

[central scrutinizer]

4. if they want "great breading stock"

why not reproduce asexually like yeast. It is kind of like a bubbling, frothy amorphous mess over there.

[lapfog_1]

10. bbbling frothy mess?

result of vain attempts at reproduction? We have a term for that...

Santorum.

[geniph]

29. Lapfog shoots, and scores!

LMAO!!!!

[0rganism]

17. I think that's one for the "quotable freeperisms" collection

It could be HUGH!!1!!1 Im series!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Arkansas Granny]

34. I think this one might be a keeper also:

To: napscoordinator
This is all about "selling"... just like you sell anything!... advertising, subliminal messages... just like Madison Avenue would approach selling anything... Oops, did I say Madison Avenue?... I have never accused homosexuals of being stupid! Or politicians for that matter. both are the snickiest, clever, smart, talented, people you can find. They think they are SO SMART to get their agenda through just by calculating their moves. And after all, remember we in red states are "morons," so this should not be difficult to do.
And you have Mary Cheney... well bread, educated, fairly good looking, DAUGHTER OF THE ADVICE PRESIDENT OF THE U.S. and her lovely mother.... Do I have to spell out the rest?... :) do I have to? :)

We know the with today's techniques people can be artificially inseminated ANY TIME they want to...(and that is just the beginning of what is possible now). Do you think this little bundle of joy happening now... just out of coincidence? just after the elections but still in time to "score some good points" for the homosexual agenda? :)


348 posted on 12/06/2006 10:38:51 AM PST by ElPatriota (Let's not forget, we are all still friends - basically :) - despite our differences)
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Is the Advice President a new office?

[maxrandb]

39. Please tell me that's a parody!!

It could have been written by Bob Boudalang(sp).

[Arkansas Granny]

42. Nope! I copied it just as it was written. I couldn't make that up.

[0rganism]

45. "THE ADVICE PRESIDENT" -- awesome

Amazing. I don't believe it's a typo. ElPatriota really does think it's called "ADVICE PRESIDENT". :silly:

[niyad]

5. what in the hell is "breading stock"?? are they making stuffing?

[shain from kane]

11. Stuffing to go with the turkey bastard, er, sorry, baster.

[Matariki]

13. LOL! you 'beet' me to it

[maxrandb]

21. "Breading" Stock

is the brown bits left on the pan after you make Shake & Bake pork chops.

This is a classic example of Freeper inBREADing!

[NewJeffCT]

32. My mom has a breadmaker at home

Is she running a secret Republican breading farm behind everybody's back?

eww, now I'll never look at my mom's pizza the same way again.

[lpbk2713]

7. If they try breeding Coultergeist they may be in for a big surprise.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Orsino]

8. Sounds like Cheney's quail hunting.

If you can't bag 'em free-range, pay a crony to run a brothel for you.

[Ecumenist]

9. Umm, like this makes no sense...

How do you B-R-E-E-D, (for the pseudo-eugenic idiots over @ freak republic), a state of mind? Many of the Lebensborn who were bred in the so called Master race programs during the nazi era actually despise the mindset and philosophy of hitler.

[Homer Wells]

12. BREADING STOCK!!!???

OMG, the hits they just keep on coming!
Another gem for the Freeper Lexikon!!

:rofl: :rofl: :spray: :spray: :applause: :applause: :woohoo:

[jobycom]

14. Wow, they must really hate Ann Coulter and Michelle Malkin! nt

[Freedom_from_Chains]

15. Man, that sends chills up my spine just thinking about it.

Not to mention thinking about having sex with Ann. Looking at that could cause one to consider a life in the priesthood.

[unpossibles]

16. hahaha... breading stock... I don't think you can make stock from bread

and I was a cook and bread baker for years, so I think I'd know.

I'm not sure which one gets the worse punishment if Coulter were to 'bread' with Limbaugh. Assuming he could get it up. or she could. or something.

[enid602]

18. Ave Marie

They should be thrilled that Mary Cheney is now in 'a family way.' The GOP finally has its own Virgin Mary.

[maxrandb]

40. Alright Enid...YOU OWE ME A NEW KEYBOARD!

:spray:

[moggie]

19. With a 10:1 female:male ratio, perhaps?

This plan sounds familiar...

[roamer65]

22. ...and we must not allow a mine shaft gap!

[malaise]

20. As long as they stick to

breading stock the planet will be safe.

[maxrandb]

24. They'll be the new "Wonder" babies n/t

[malaise]

27. LOLn/t

[Freedom_from_Chains]

33. Yeah, I wounder if they will ever figure out

how to get their thumb out of their ass.

[Skidmore]

23. That freeper has to be the guy in those

marijuana commercials whose mom is always nagging him to go look for a job. This is definitely something dreamed up in a smoky fog. Breading probably comes from a self-induced state of the munchies.

[zbdent]

25. First thing, a "conservative" sperm would not be seen with

a Malkin egg ... "racial purity", you know ...

Of course, Coulter wouldn't have any eggs, not having the right "equipment" ...

And Jeff Christie, er, Rush Limbaugh ... three wives ... does he even have any offspring? At least there was evidence that Bill Clinton boinked WOMEN ...

So, unless Hannity practices asexual reproduction ...

[NewJeffCT]

31. That was my thought as well

Bye Bye Malkin, hello Laura Ingraham...

[maxrandb]

50. Can't believe the Freaker didn't think of Laura Ingraham

Her and Rush together would be Hitler's wet dream. They could "bread" and have kids...or Pillsbury Dough Boys or something

[Fovea]

26. A new philosophy on breeding.

I will call it 'Pornogenics.'

Or maybe 'Catagenics'-- one thing for certain, 'Eugenics' it is not.

[n2doc]

37. But it is eewgenics....

I suspect, though, most freepers are more familiar with ewegenics....

[0rganism]

48. please don't misquote them , it's "breading" not "breeding"

At the "GOP Stud Farm" ( :rofl: ) they will "find a great breading stock" ( :rofl: ), from the yeast of which the next great Advice President ( :rofl: ) will rise!

We are so screwn!

[Fovea]

53. DO(ug)H!

my badd.

[geniph]

28. Breading stock? Are they going to screw them or eat them?

I didn't think Freeper men were into that...

[maxrandb]

55. Only with other men

Don't tell me the Freakers went all "Brokeback Mountain" on us.

[Sapere aude]

30. Your not born a conservative you are taught to be one. Just as you are not born to be a hate filled

freeper you are taught to be one.

[KamaAina]

36. They are aware that Malkin is not white, aren't they?

Then again, with Freepers, you never know. I can just hear it now: "Malkin's not white??//?//?? We're screwn!!111!!!1"

[Initech]

38. GOP stud farm? Hahahahaha hahahahahaha hahahaha....

Seriously, the GOP are the least attractive group of people on the planet!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[KingFlorez]

41. Say what?

That is the most ridiculous thing I ever heard, Freepers are bizarre.

[GrantDem]

43. GOP and "master race"?? Oxymoron

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Arkansas Granny]

49. Or might that be "oxymoran"?

[Junkdrawer]

44. Queue the last 5 mins. of Dr. Strangelove.... n/t

[noonwitch]

46. For genetic health reasons, Cheney and Limbaugh would not be good choices

Heart problems and addictive tendencies are hereditary.

If Hannity wasn't such a jerk, I would think he's cute-I like the chubby, dark-haired guys, for the most part. He appears pretty healthy.

Rummy's smart and not too bad-looking for an older guy-if his Dr. Strangelove tendencies are more due to nurture than nature, that is.

I can see why guys think Michele Malkin is beautiful, she is. I would love to have thick hair like hers, myself. But Ann Coulter? She is scary-looking. If she ate more, she might be prettier.

[Bluebear]

47. BREADING STOCK!!!!!!!!!

:rofl:

[ProudToBeBlueInRhody]

51. Pathetic, aren't they?

They have such low self esteem they can't even envision themselves in their own sick little fantasies.

[Pyrzqxgl]

52. Wouldn't work, none of those guys can get it up (and that includes Ann & Michele)

[Ilsa]

54. I wonder how Malking feels about having Coulter's baby?

Well, since Malkin is the only female in that batch of seven. If the farm is only that seven, we can expect pretty corrupted DNA in a couple of generations. Of course, all seven of them are corrupt now.

[AlCzervik]

56. "great breading stock" hmm, are they making cutlets?

[Saphire]

57. breading stock??? Does this have anything to do with casting asparagus?

[maxrandb]

59. Don't be casting asparagus at the "advice" president

said the Freeper.

I know we are having a good laugh at their expense (I've always said that if laughing is the secret to staying young, I found the Fountain of Youth at Freaker Repuclic), but what I find most disgusting is the large number of posters over there that are going out of their way not to criticize Mary Cheney.

Just watch what would happen if you substituted the name Chelsea Clinton for Mary Cheney in this story. The wing-nuts would be shooting so much fire and brimstone out of their mouths that it wouldn't even be funny. I bet they'd even bring out Trailer Hitch Jesus for that one.

[Ganja Ninja]

58. I saw that too.

They really are a weird insane cult.

[Richard Steele]

60. This thread is casting asparagus upon FReeper breading stock!

Yummy!

[KansDem]

61. Rare photo of GOP stud farm here!

Hey, bay-BEE! Hey, bay-BEE!

[genieroze]

62. Freeptoids? Master race? The only thing they can master is bate.