CAPTION "What're we s'posed to do NOW ya morons?"

[underpants]

[underpants]

1. I am well I am grateful for all the hard work done on this report about invading Iran

Thank you (looks around the table in a "I am late for the 3 o'clock round at the club" way) Thank you all very much for all your hard work.

[Avalux]

2. "Ya'll expect me to read this thing?"

:rofl:

[Dr.Phool]

9. Is there a picture of a goat in here?

[underpants]

3. As you can see by the way I am holding the book I have already read it

See me and Karl been reading books a lot this year. Anywhooo I will let these fine men get back to what it was that they do and we will have a full parsing later.

[tridim]

6. Pretend readin' is hard work.

[307 MMS]

12. Jaw

Gee, is that a coke jaw I see?!

[Redbear]

4. I sure hope this is easier to read than Camus.

Maybe there's a Cliff Notes version.

[Az]

5. What are you trying to say?

[BOSSHOG]

7. I talked to my advisors at free republic this morning

and they are just a little wary of this document. It seems to suggest that there be less killing in the future. What's with that nonsense?

[SammyWinstonJack]

8. ..

:hangover:

[itsmesgd]

10. " I licked the goat buk, it had pikchers"

[Target_For_Exterm]

11. They think I'm actually going to pay attention to this trash...

Heh heh heh.


Bush appeals to his base.

[Cyrano]

13. "Thank you. We're out of toilet paper in the West Wing."

[Hubert Flottz]

14. "Make mine a tripple will ya Condy and easy on the ice!"

[Bob Loblaw]

15. "Heh heh,

I'll read this over the next six or eight trips to the crapper. Of course I'll have to put Archie and Veronica on the back burner for a while. Damn, this presidentin' is hard work."

[novalib]

16. WHAT THE FUCK!!!????

What the FUCK do you expect me to do with THIS?????!!!!!

It's a BOOK!

A FUCKING BOOK!!

Now I need to find someone who will read it to me!!!