Okay. I feel safe. He wants to protect me from the "Human-Animal Hybrids."

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

Has this stupid motherfucker of a president been reading Verne as an Intelligence report?



Is he out of his fucking mind????



Is this what he is imagining? Island of Dr. Moreau????

That/this does it. The man is fucking nuts. He's psychotic!



Listening to the bit of shit this man put out was just that. Shit.

And it went into scary shit. Animal hybrids?????

Geez. Stop the world, I want to get off.



On edit: Why didn't he bring this up?



Get your pitchforks out! Be afraid!

[Windy]

1. Thanks I needed the laugh!!!!!

That is just hysterical!!

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

28. Thanks for the K&R's guys!

http://fourcity.dvia.com/flash/no_bravery/

[...of J.Temperance]

2. The Psycho-in-Chief is one, he's an Apeman n/t

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

8. HI! This one was too much.

This administration is truly unhinged.

[...of J.Temperance]

10. Hello TYJ, where have you been eh? Or where have I been?

Junior's a fucking nutjob, he needs a damn strait-jacket.

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

11. Up to my ass in work. Been lurking more than posting, but this

debacle of a SOTU has put me back in more than most recent events.

The guy needs a lobotomy, but I doubt anyone would notice.

[...of J.Temperance]

15. Hey he already had a lobotomy :)

I've not posted that much myself but this waste of human skin, well he got me posting some.

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

21. Good deal, good to see you again. We need to use this phrase to hammer

him.

It's too rich to pass up.

[Coexist]

3. was that the biggest fucking joke or what?!

Trying to scare people into hating stem cell research.

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

31. That seems to be the M.O.

[Matariki]

4. I just googled it

apparently it's the 'new' controversy:

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2005/01/0125_050125_chimeras.html

that ought to keep the religious right busy.

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

40. See Mary Shelly.

[katamaran]

5. Condi?

Condi?

[deadparrot]

6. THE most hysterical part of the "speech," IMHO. nt

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

44. I nearly fell out of the chair when he uttered the words.

[wordpix2]

52. me, too---could not believe the Chimp was talking about himself that way!

[Vinca]

7. I thought Shrub WAS a hybrid. Banana anyone?? nt

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

12. Unretouched Bush Baby Pic...

[bleever]

9. "America must never again face the experience that was "Manimal".

:rofl:

[Coexist]

14. I think I'm buzzed, but I can't stop checking this thread

it is too funny. I love the OP.

:beer:

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

16. LOL... I was buzzed when I heard it and did it.

One toke over the line, sweet Jesus...

[Coexist]

18. when we heard him say that we were "wtf was THAT?"

unreal. thanks for enhancing my buzz.

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

22. It was too funny. I think Jon Stewart hacked the teleprompter.

[Coexist]

24. Oh - Jon Stewart is going to have A FIELD DAY with this

thanks for reminding me to set the TiVO.

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

48. I'm hoping they tear iinto it this evening.

[Coexist]

51. Hey - I'm now sober and its still too funny!

Great work, there.
:toast:

[wordpix2]

53. SAt. Night Live could do something great, too

[Nevernose]

29. Shoot, I posted pics from "Manimal" before I noticed this post

Dear God,

Can we please have the entire 1980s back from whomever stole them? Thanks!

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

30. LOL!!!! I think shub-boy kinda got coked there and stayed.

[yellowdogmi]

13. He saw fear and loathing and got skeered.

[norml]

17. What is the law?

“Not to go on all-fours; that is the Law. Are we not Men? “Not to suck up Drink; that is the Law. Are we not Men? “Not to eat Fish or Flesh; that is the Law. Are we not Men? “Not to claw the Bark of Trees; that is the Law. Are we not Men? “Not to chase other Men; that is the Law. Are we not Men?”

[msongs]

19. maybe referring to arnold schwarenneger and the terminator? nt

[SmokingJacket]

20. Science is so dangerous and scary!!!

That's why I'm cutting funding for research!

http://www.boston.com/news/local/massachusetts/articles/2005/06/11/campuses_warn_of_cuts_in_research/

[suffragette]

23. Will he protect us from himself?

After all, he is a horse's ass.

[janx]

25. ...

[Coexist]

26. STOP IT!

I'm gonna pee my pants.

[DesertRat]

34. Are those his real parents?

:rofl:

[Nevernose]

27. I answer pictures with pictures:

Now available on a two-disc set...

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

36. Aaaargh! That's cold, man.

One of THE WORST EVER.

[Left Is Write]

32. I've been busy with TurboTax for the last two hours.

Animal/Human Hybrid? WTF was he talking about?

[DesertRat]

38. The speech is being replayed on CSPAN right now. n/t

[DesertRat]

33. LOL! n/t

[hatrack]

35. Yeah, pardon my French, but . . .

What the FUCK was he talking about? Is the White House going to produce a new version of "The Island of Dr. Moreau"?

"Bush - The Clonus Horror".

I mean, seriously, COME ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Ikonoklast]

37. Either I am going insane,or I just heard the President

of the United States say that he would save me against an attack by KILLER MUTANTS? WTF, did we run out of #2 Al-Quaida guys?






Damn, I knew all that shit I did back in the seventies would catch up to me one day.

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

39. It sure as shit caught up with Bush.

LOL!

[dchill]

41. Of course Bush is against "Hybrids" -

they use less fuel!

[Generic Other]

42. They are already making humanimals.

Scientists have begun blurring the line between human and animal by producing chimeras—a hybrid creature that's part human, part animal.

Chinese scientists at the Shanghai Second Medical University in 2003 successfully fused human cells with rabbit eggs. The embryos were reportedly the first human-animal chimeras successfully created. They were allowed to develop for several days in a laboratory dish before the scientists destroyed the embryos to harvest their stem cells.

In Minnesota last year researchers at the Mayo Clinic created pigs with human blood flowing through their bodies.

And at Stanford University in California an experiment might be done later this year to create mice with human brains.

Scientists feel that, the more humanlike the animal, the better research model it makes for testing drugs or possibly growing "spare parts," such as livers, to transplant into humans.

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2005/01/0125_050125_chimeras.html

[Karenina]

45. Meanwhile they carry on

merrily splicing mouse genes into the strawberry crop...

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

49. The possibilities are astounding. But Shrub wants us to imagine

Minotaurs walking wall street.

[dchill]

43. Sooner or later...

somebody's going to Hybridize a human and an ass - and that's going into patented, proprietary Republican technology... THAT's what we're being protected from - creating successful politicians!

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

50. I think they already have...

[nickinSTL]

46. Yes, this is the result of faith over science

I couldn't BELIEVE it when he said that.

I mean, I know he's an idiot, but where the HELL were his speechwriters? They can't ALL be that dumb, can they?

:freak: :shrug:

[Javaman]

47. I don't know, I was hoping for a dog that had thumbs...

so he could let himself out in the middle of the night to take a pee.

[Der Blaue Engel]

54. Just don't give thumbs to cats

Apposable thumbs is all that's standing between them and total world domination.

:scared:

[WildEyedLiberal]

55. This is nothing but goddamn anti-lycanthrope bigotry!

That is why I have decided to start the World Organization for Lycanthrope Freedom (WOLF). Membership is open to werewolves, centaurs, minotaurs, and all other lycanthropes and, of course, our human allies. Join today!

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

56. You take Griffons?

[WildEyedLiberal]

59. LOL is that pic for real?

One would think doing lines of coke off a plastic picnic plate would be too proletarian for Bush.

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

60. One of my photoshops....

He was eating a hot dog.

pass it on.

[WildEyedLiberal]

61. LOL the expression on his face in that one

Nicely done 'shop btw. Me gusta.

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

62. Gracias!

[Zookeeper]

57. On a serious note...

the "animal-human hybrid" comment was designed to freak out his followers who may be starting to think that stem cell research might be OK after all. Having a child with Type 1 Diabetes, I'm very sensitive to this issue and was furious at his stupid remarks. Smirk and Darth Cheney are a couple of the coldest, meanest SOBs I've ever seen.

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

58. Agreed. That's one reason why I would like to see this stupid

comment be made into something like Quayle's "Potatoes" faux pas.

The man's catering to the ignorance of his base (the PROMOTION of ignorance) knows no limits.

[Swamp Rat]

63. Remember, Bushler always does the OPPOSITE of what he says.

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

65. LOL!!! I don't know.... Look what happened to Bill O'Reilly...

[Swamp Rat]

66. HAHA! There always seems to be something gooey dripping from him... IT!

:D

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

67. I always wondered in the Landon photo why they didn't consider the

direction of drool when they cropped it the way they did.

[Swamp Rat]

68. Somebody was stoned.

:D :smoke:

[burythehatchet]

64. but they do get better gas mileage don't they?