Bush has called in an expert to save his foolish ass in Iraq...

[Hubert Flottz]

Ho Ho Ho...



I kept thinking of this expert as I listened to Bush and Blair's Grim Fairy Tales about "winning" in Iraq. What will they "win," in their high stakes political game in Iraq?

[Turbineguy]

1. Bush has finally figured out

how to turn this ISG Report to his personal advantage and Blair was kind enough to spend some time on it. If the Israelis and Palestinians make nice during Chimpy's tenure he will move up from "the worst President in US history" to some higher level. Getting the troops out of Iraq by 2008 will give the Repubs a chance at keeping the Whitehouse.

I guess the idea of the Bush dynasty keeping the whitehouse in the family has been scrapped.

[Hubert Flottz]

2. Bush don't even worry about how many people are dying in Iraq

So he can play the role.

[opihimoimoi]

3. Blair, Santa, and Humpty Dumpty ain't gonna save Bushies ass.

His ass is in a Treb Units sling and is scheduled to be fired any moment now...

[Hubert Flottz]

4. All the kings men couldn't put it together again yesterday with the

Bullshit Report.

Bush is a freakin' DUD! We tried to tell the pubbies, but they are hard to talk to with their heads up their asses 24/7!

Ali Bubba and his 40 thieves misunderestimated the Iraqi's will to defend their little country from hairy plunderers.



Bush and Tony have these visions like crazy folk!

[opihimoimoi]

5. Ali Bubba fell off the Wagon and all the Kings Men and all the Kings Stooges

could not find their way back to their Mojo...

They are lost and no GPS, no matches to make fires, no blankets to keep warm, no food, and no beer...they are fucked.

[Hubert Flottz]

6. "they are fucked"

With a sub atomic industrial forked blow torch, set on maximum heat, warp 10, we can only hope!

[opihimoimoi]

7. OH NOOOOO....NOT WARP 10......thats melting heat.....45.88 Million Degrees F

That should sear them Pubs assholes a tad or two.....

LOL

Come, we go surfing...