tgnyc
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Tue Jan-31-06 10:33 PM
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Bush is against Batman, Catwoman, Hawkman, Mermaids, and Minatours |
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That's the only thing I can take away from his jihad against human/animal hybrids.
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Tue Jan-31-06 10:35 PM
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1. Don't forget Spiderman!!! |
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Man, we could use Spiderman, right about now.
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Tue Jan-31-06 11:54 PM
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we all know they are a bunch of freaks.
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Tue Jan-31-06 10:35 PM
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2. The Human/Chimp hybrid must really hate himself, then! |
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Tue Jan-31-06 11:23 PM
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"Earth, Water, Fire and Air Got together in a garden square Put in a basket covered with skin If you answer this riddle, you'll never begin."
--Robin Williamson
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Tue Jan-31-06 11:24 PM
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4. But he married "The Joker". |
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Tue Jan-31-06 11:25 PM
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6. True. Maybe "The Penguin" made a pass at her. |
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Tue Jan-31-06 11:25 PM
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Tue Jan-31-06 11:33 PM
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Dr. Moreau apologizes for his failed experiment on stage tonight.
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Tue Jan-31-06 11:26 PM
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Oh, the horror, the horror!
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Tue Jan-31-06 11:27 PM
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Now that was funny!! Monkey boy is against everyone!!!
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Wed Feb-01-06 12:07 AM
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18. apparently to monkey boy "there can be only one..." |
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Tue Jan-31-06 11:30 PM
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10. I expect to see a lawsuit........ |
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by Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law.
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Tue Jan-31-06 11:46 PM
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12. No, Laura sometimes talks in her sleep about the guy back in college... |
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Tue Jan-31-06 11:47 PM
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13. Wait, he likes chickenhawk men |
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Tue Jan-31-06 11:49 PM
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If I may, to quote from H.G. Wells himself (!) from _The Island of Dr. Moreau, Chapter IX, The Thing in the Forest, "The speaker's words came thick and sloppy, and though I could hear them distinctly I could not distinguish what he said. He seemed to me to be reciting some complicated gibberish...."
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Wed Feb-01-06 12:05 AM
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16. I know! He must have just watched the movie "The Fly!" |
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Wed Feb-01-06 12:06 AM
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17. He really really really hates Centaurs |
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Wed Feb-01-06 12:09 AM
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20. Yea, like Umbridge in Harry Potter 5 |
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FRED: You guys, this is all Umbridge's fault. MALFOY: Shut up, Weasley! GEORGE: Umbridge is the one who banned us from playing Quidditch, nearley expelled Harry, and got Dumbledore arrested. And all because she’s a big, fat, stupid… MALFOY: Don’t say it, Weasley! TWINS: Well… MALFOY: Don’t do it, Weasley! TWINS: Well… MALFOY: I’m warning you! TWINS: Okay, okay. MALFOY: I’m getting pretty sick of him calling our new headmaster a b… TWINS: Well, Umbridge is a bitch She’s a big fat bitch She’s the biggest bitch in the whole wide world She’s a stupid bitch If there ever was a bitch She’s a bitch to all the boys and girls MALFOY: Shut your fucking mouth, Weasley! TWINS: On Mondays she’s a bitch On Tuesdays she’s a bitch On Wednesdays and Saturdays she’s a bitch Then on Sunday (just to be different) She’s a super king Kameyameya beeyatch TWINS: C’mon! You all know the words! ALL GRYFFINDORS: Have you ever met Professor Umbridge? She’s the biggest bitch in the whole wide world She’s a mean old bitch and she has stupid hair She’s a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch She’s a stupid bitch! Umbridge is a bitch, and she’s just a dirty bitch FRED: Talk to wizards around the world, it might go a little bit something like this. ALL GRYFFINDORS: Have you ever met Professor Umbridge? She’s the biggest bitch in the whole wide world She’s a mean old bitch and she has stupid hair She’s a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch She’s a stupid bitch! Umbridge is a bitch, and she’s just a dirty bitch I really mean it Professor Umbridge She's a big fat fucking Big old fat fucking bitch, Umbridge, yeah Cha! GEORGE: What? Oh, fuck!
sorry, I couldn't resist posting this parody I made up :evilgrin:
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Wed Feb-01-06 12:15 AM
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23. Centaurs, yes, Sagittarians. It's code, I tell ya, it's code. |
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Kerry is a Sagittarian. ;)
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Wed Feb-01-06 12:17 AM
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25. I think you're onto something there. |
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Wed Feb-01-06 12:09 AM
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19. Don't forget Manimal - a true classic |
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Wed Feb-01-06 12:11 AM
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21. batman wasn't part bat- he was just a guy in a costume... |
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who had a life-changing vision at an early age, after the murder of his parents, and it involved a bat.
personally, i don't know the story on hawkman.
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Wed Feb-01-06 12:13 AM
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22. True, but * doesn't know that. |
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Wed Feb-01-06 12:16 AM
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24. Don't forget Spider-woman |
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Edited on Wed Feb-01-06 12:16 AM by sakabatou
Rhino, Scorpian, Volture...
Every single thundercat.
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Wed Feb-01-06 12:21 AM
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26. omigod...what about spongebob! |
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now bikini bottom will have no crabbie patties!!
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