If Bush lost all composure, what would you want him to say?

[ck4829]

"Smeckledorped!!! Aaaaah!!! Demons!!!! Cheney runs the show!!! Jack Abramoff murdered 14 prostitutes and hit the bodies on my ranch!!! Michelle Malkin is really from the future and has been sent here to destroy humanity!!!" *Crawls inside podium and sucks thumb*

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

1. False Premise.

It puts forth a concept that he's composed to begin with.

[ToolTex]

2. Nah- that's what Jim Baker did. I want some skin hanging from a lamp post.

[rocktivity]

3. IF Bush lost all composure? IF???

IF???

:eyes:
rocknation

[karlrschneider]

4. OOH EEE OOH HA HA, TING TANG WALLA BING BANG

OOH EEE OOH HA HA TING TANG WALLA BANG BANG


:D

[ToolTex]

17. It is safer not to look like food when you get purplish appendants.

But probably not nearly so much fun.

[Canuckistanian]

24. No, no, "One-Eyed, One-Horned Flying Purple People Eater" was a separate song

Common mistake. Used to make it myself.

[griffi94]

5. with that desperate smirk he gets when he's put on defense

i'd like to hear him whine...it's not my fault....cheney made me do it...bill clinton has a big scary penis......shut up i'm in charge,,,,,,help daddddddyyyy

[BuyingThyme]

6. Oooo, ooo, ooo; ahhh, ahhh, ahhh; eee, eee, eee.

[bobthedrummer]

7. Start singing the "Horst Wessel Lied" as he spontaneously combusts??

?

[DRoseDARs]

8. "I am the very model of a modern Major-General, I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral..."

...then he should scream and proceed to rip out all his hair. Exit stage right.

[Clark2008]

9. I'm sorry. eom

[Frustratedlady]

12. "I QUIT!" would be nice! n/t

[The Count]

10. Weren't the debates with kerry "it"? or that time when he said:

"I'M SURE THAT SOMETHING WILL POP IN MY MIND DURING THIS PRESS CONFERENCE... (as answer to "what mistakes did you make?")
Because if you are thinking exorcism type of scenes, pea sup and head turning backwards, it'll be explained away somehow.

[RoyGBiv]

11. Uncle Dick is a meany ...

Junior go poopy in pants.

Mommy!!!

[nickyt]

13. I'd enjoy hearing him spit out the "F" word, the "C" word, and other "bad" words,

and a few "MF"s this and "MF"s that during a televised presser, and then I would visit a "Today's Prayer for Our Glorious President" site, take note of their reactions, and just pretty much have a really great day!

[AtomicKitten]

14. Freedom Jambi

[sendero]

15. I've been a fuckup all my life..

..... I thought being president would be different but it's not. I could fuck up a wet dream.

[izzybeans]

16. I wish i could type into his teleprompter or control the microphone synced to his ear.

Because it would sound a whole lot like this

"People of America, I your President must confess. I only repeat the words that come to me through this little device in my ear....hey wait a minute. Oh I'm not finished. Okay. repeat after me? All right, I'll say it like I mean it...Well I tell you I'm sick and tired of it. I'm here to tell you how things really go down. You see my granddaddy made a whole lot of money off of a war and so my daddy thought it'd be good to try it again. Well we got our money. So its time to redeploy. Yeah Jim baker can keep his day job. Because he's lookin' after my huge fucking estate. Woo Hooo!!! Go Fuck yourself America. I'm out...hey wait a minute. Karl? What happened to Karl? Oh repeat after you? Okay. I love Ann Coulter's Adam's Apple. I looked into its soul. It speaks to me, as I spoke to it. Can someone replay the audio of Bill Hicks doing that bit about Rush Limbaugh and my dad and mom...something about skat munchers. Peace I'm out!!!! Go ahead Snowjob. cue up the youtube video. Story of my life."

Tony snow replies, "you mean this one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOdVKM-j1Ec " on edit: warning: one of two things will happen upon opening this comedy video: 1) you will ruin your keyboard by spitting up any and every available fluid you've put into your body 2) or you will be offended, perhaps to the point of nausea. Bill Hicks ladies and gentlemen. Bill Hicks.

Bush: "Yep. I love it"


He has no composure. He only has his little ear piece. He deserves his own Ron Burgundy moment.

[stillcool]

18. Not one more word.

However I would like to put him in a room, and show him a picture of every human being he killed, tortured or maimed,..and every relative and friend of that person.

[QuestionAll...]

19. you filthy rabble questioners make me sick!

that ought to do it.

[NoodleyAppendage]

20. God is dead. And evangelicals are backwards assed dumbasses...

The last thing the Chimperior has is his ultra religious base, so any loss of composure comment would benefit us greatly if it attacked the very heart of his 20% support stragglers.

J

[elvisbear]

21. I want more green onions on my taco!!!!!

:)

[Richard D]

22. A couple things

1. I thought Americans would always love me after we took down the twin towers.

2. We really did rig the '00 and '04 elections.

3. I don't give a shit about the poor.

4. Jeff Gannon is amazing in the sack.

5. Nothing wrong with abortion.

6. Christianity is for stupid tools.

7. I avenged my daddy in Iraq.

8. Never gave a damn about Saddam.

9. OBL did a heck of a job.

[Canuckistanian]

23. I actually wouldn't *want* him to say anything

Just for him to start sobbing uncontrollably at the podium making faint squeaking noises just before he resigns would be enough for me.....

[Swamp Rat]

25. I'm a little tea pot, short and stout.

Here is my handle, here is my spout.