Michael Weiner Savage

[madinmaryland]

It just cracks me up when he is named "Worlds Worst Person" on Countdown!!

:rofl:

But our winner Michael “Weiner” Savage.

Last week he insisted the radical homosexual agenda will not stop until it subjugates the rest of the country.

His latest remarks: "Who do you think controls what comes out of Hollywood? I think the purple hand is all over Hollywood.

He then predicts those remarks will wind up, "In several of the blogs run by gays and they think only of that because they’re like drug addicts.

For God’s sakes Mike, will you just cut to the chase and come out of the closet? Michael “Weiner” Savage, Monday's "Worst Person in the World."

[MADem]

1. He should worry less about the activities of the weiners of others, and worry more about his

own self, weiner included!

There's an old joke about "The Homosexual Agenda" that makes the rounds every few years. Guess it's time to dust it off yet again. The Betty Bowers version is rather well done, with more farcical detail than some: http://www.bettybowers.com/homoagenda.html

.....10:30 a.m. Hair appointment for lowlights and cut. Purchase of Aveda anti-humectant pomade.


11:30 a.m. Run into personal trainer at gym. Pester him about getting you Human Growth Hormone. Spend 30 minutes talking to friends on your cell phone while using Hammer Strength machines, preparing a mental-matrix of which circuit parties everyone is going to and which are now passe.


12:00 p.m. Tan. Schedule back-waxing in time for Saturday party where you know you will end up shirtless.


12:30 p.m. Pay trainer for anabolic steroids and schedule a workout. Shower, taking ten minutes to knot your tie while you check-out your best friend's boyfriend undress with the calculation of someone used to wearing a t-back and having dollars stuffed in their crotch.


1:00 p.m. Meet someone for whom you only know his waist, chest and penis size from AOL M4M chat for lunch at a hot, new restaurant. Because the maître d' recognizes you from a gay bar, you are whisked past the Christian heterosexual couples who have been waiting patiently for a table since 12:30. :rofl:


2:30 p.m. "Dessert at your place." Find out, once again, people lie on AOL.


3:33 p.m. Assume complete control of the U.S., state, and local governments (in addition to other nations' governments); destroy all healthy Christian marriages; recruit all children grades Kindergarten through 12 into your amoral, filthy lifestyle; secure complete control of the media, starting with sitcoms; molest innocent children; give AIDS to as many people as you can; host a pornographic "art" exhibit at your local art museum; and turn people away from Jesus, causing them to burn forever in Hell.


4:10 p.m. Time permitting, bring about the general decline of Western Civilization and look like you are having way too much fun doing it.....

[CurtEastPoint]

5. MY gay agenda... read it and weep (out of boredom!)

Monday - Friday. Schlep to work, work, schlep home. Watch a little TV, read, clean the house up a bit.
Saturday - Usual stuff: haircut, pick up dry cleaning, do laundry, go to the grocery store, maybe a neighborhood get together or party or quiet dinner
Sunday - read the paper, relax, movie, etc. Maybe rake leaves if so inspired (not!) Call my parents
Lather, rinse, repeat...

When will Amurikans learn that THIS is the real gay agenda. That circuit party BS, gym bunnies, etc. is such a small small percentage of 'us'

[MADem]

7. Heh heh...you KNOW you STOLE that agenda from the God-fearin' hetero-sex-yulls!!!

Only thing is, ya fergot the beer drinkin', belly scratchin', fartin' and (fill in watching just about any sport, save soccer or figure skating).

I think the always-irreverent Miz Bowers was 'camping' on her version of the agenda with all that goofyness to make precisely your point. Piling on the stereotypes to the point of absurdity until the entire construct cracks under the weight...!

[Crunchy Frog]

2. Doesn't he have an affair with Allen Ginsburg in his past?

He would be a MUCH happier person if he would just accept who he is, and stop trying to fight it.

[KamaAina]

4. In his dreams

While a botany student at the University of Hawai'i-Manoa (ouch!), Mr. Weiner passed the time between field trips or whatever by writing a series of mash notes to the beat poetry icon. As far as I am aware, however, Weiner's interest went unrequited.

And now, for the holiday season, this little ditty, referring to Weiner's involvement with cult leader Roy Masters and sung to the tune of Good King Wenceslas:

Savage Weiner's in a cult,
He's a true believer,
And you know the end result
Is homophobic fe-e-ver!

(substitute 'jingoistic' for 'homophobic' as needed)

[butterfly77]

3. He is a nut ...

he hates everything and everybody...

[The Stranger]

6. A very pathetic, despicable, horrible excuse for a human.

He is an insult to insults.