Oh goody, more IMs have been released, Foley's into loofahs as well!

[originalpckelly]

Maf54: "take a little hot shower"

Teen: "or a long hot shower"

Teen: "i will in a bit"

Maf54: "that would be nice"

Maf54: "scrub your back"

Teen: "and the rest of me"

Maf54: "could I"

Teen: "of course"

Maf54: "then let me get my loofah sponge"

Teen: "whats a loofah sponge"

Maf54: "its a sponge...for scrubbing"

Maf54: "makkes (sic) skin smooth"

Teen: "ooo...nice"

Maf54: "so we could shower together"

Teen: "ya"

Maf54: "nice"

Continued on page 28 of this document (WARNING IT CONTAINS EXPLICIT LANGUAGE!):
http://www.house.gov/ethics/Page_PDFs/Exhibit%2013.pdf

[Lex]

1. 'Paging' Bill-O.

:rofl:

[originalpckelly]

3. "Damn secular progressives and their war on loofahs!"

It's falafel!

[originalpckelly]

2. This, I think, will spawn many many parodies!

:rofl:

[FuzzySlippers]

4. Well, at least you gotta give him credit

for knowing the difference between a loofah and falafel. :crazy:

[originalpckelly]

5. He's smarter than the average pervert!(nt)

[FuzzySlippers]

8. Rub some of this on ya.....

makkes(sic) skin smooth.

[originalpckelly]

9. True...

he's to stupid to speeel "makes"

[TygrBright]

6. What IS it with GOPpie preverts and loofahs?

Is there anything in the DSM about this?

Luffacylindricaphilia?

amazedly,
Bright

[originalpckelly]

7. Elephants have rough skin.(nt)

[The_Casual_Observer]

10. Perhaps it's just me, but I wouldn't carry on a silly IM session like that

with anybody, much less some under-aged kid I hardly knew. The guy is a real weird bastard.

[originalpckelly]

11. Visual aid if you do not know what a loofah is:

[Hippie Chic]

12. YUCK! another loofah perv.

I'm throwing mine away.

[originalpckelly]

13. Welcome to DU!

:hi: