A Great Holiday Gift

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So I bought and read Bill Maher's New Rules: Polite Musings From a Timid Observer.

It's fucking hilarious. I highly recommend obtaining a copy. In the words of the immortal Ferris Bueller, "It's so choice."

A a couple of examples:


MIA Culpa

If everybody was wrong about the weapons of mass destruction, then somebody has to say "my bad." When Clinton was in the White House, we investigated his business partners, his wife's business partners, the guy who was governor after him, the girls who did him, his travel agents, and the guy who cut his hair. For some reason, the two words this president just can't seem to say are "sorry" and "nuclear." Something is terribly wrong when the only person who's been fired over terrorism is me.

Manual Stimulation

Enough with the "For Dummies" series. The last straw was this week when I saw NASCAR for Dummies. Let me save you the $12.99. It's rednecks drinking beer and watching other rednecks turn left.