What Dubya should have said.

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Instead of all the bombastic terror-based BS in his SOTU address tonight, what the president should have done is climbed up to the podium and said:

"Look, folks. My domestic agenda for the last 5 years has sucked and sucked fiercely.

And if you think IT sucked, you should see my foreign policy. Wait -- you HAVE seen my foreign policy -- the one I trumped up to betray the Congress and belittle our allies, and then lied about to the entire world.

The midterms are coming up and all the Republicans who would ordinarily be standing and cheering me tonight might want to consider how bad their asses are going to be whipped by Democrats nationwide.

This is a failed presidency, even worse than my old man's, which is hard to believe but true, and I'm going to spend the remainder of it drunk on my pathetic ass. Good night and God Bless America."