What Would You Do If Faced With Stephanie Miller's Dilemma?

[Berry Cool]

OK, I recently asked this question of the Keith Olbermann Estrogen Brigade, and thought I'd expand it to all of DU (at least, all those of you who like guys :-) ).

Those of you who listen to Stephanie Miller's radio show may recall that on Wednesday, one listener presented her with a theoretical dilemma so distressing to her that apparently, she refused to make a decision at all.

Let's say you have a choice of either:

1) one night of hot monkey love with Keith Olbermann

or

2) one night of...well, whatever...with drug-addled gasbag Rush Limbaugh.

The catch: Whichever man you choose to spend the night with will find the experience of sex with you so stunning that he will be struck dumb. He will be silenced forever.

Now. Which do you choose?

One night of rapturous bliss with Keith...knowing that he will never again be able to take to the airwaves with Countdown and his Special Comments?

Or one night of unimaginable hell with Rush...knowing that you have done your country an inestimable service, as he will never again be able to pollute our radio airwaves?

You make the call!!!!

[TahitiNut]

1. Neither. My name's not Sophie.

:shrug:

[Mabus]

2. Can I take a couple of ruffies?

And, secondly, would KO ever find out? And, if he did, would he hold it against me?