Work Freeper: "There's no way I'd vote for someone whose name rhymes with Osama."

[zulchzulu]

I kid you not.

And she didn't even know his middle name was Hussein. Her jaw dropped.

BTW, this is not a diss on Obama, just a comment.

[ComerPerro]

1. sad but very very true

[SmokingJacket]

2. We can only hope that most Americans are not so idiotic.

Bush rhymes with Tush.

[shadowknows69]

11. Americans not so idiotic?

Where have you been the last two elections?

[Monkeyman]

3. Yep heard this few times

[WI_DEM]

30. I'm glad I haven't.

Most people I've talked to like Obama's energy and youth and excitement.

[Mz Pip]

4. Freeper fool

wouldn't vote for him if his name was John Thompson. He doesn't have a (R) after his name. These people are so transparent.

Mz Pip
:dem:

[sandnsea]

5. Must have been watching Scarborough

That's all they've got. That's about the stupidest reason to not vote for someone that I've ever heard. Yes, we should tell them they're stupid when they say stupid shit.

[Ilsa]

6. Did you remind her that bush is slang for

pubic hair?

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

7. H.L. Mencken describes her very well.....

“As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.” - H.L. Mencken

[obreaslan]

8. I would have said that I don't talk to people whose names rhyme with...

Plucking Bass Pole. :grr:

[BOSSHOG]

9. My wife and Obama's mother are both from Kansas

I guess I should get divorced. Conservatives are hateful pigs with no concept of the "Land of the Free."

[Richardo]

10. Reply: Then you're an idiot.

[elperromagico]

16. That may well be the best reply of all.

Failing that, I think silence would do the trick.

[elperromagico]

12. There's no way I'd vote for someone whose name is a euphemism for pubic hair.

[Habibi]

28. Okay, this one took me a minute

but: Hee hee hee. Ha ha ha!

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

13. This sounds like a plus for Obama to me.

Yeah, freepers would make it a campaign issue. Let them. Swing voters won't fall for that shit.

[ck4829]

14. Well, there are plenty more people who won't vote for someone whose last name rhymes with Cush

[sabra]

15. How about voting for some one with the last name of Bush

and VP with first name of Dick! See two could play this junior high shenanigan.

[zulchzulu]

17. Obama was asked on Big Ed about the "middle name" issue

He said (and I think it was a good answer) that they probably wouldn't vote for him anyway because their politics is probably "conservative" anyway...

[LeftCoast]

18. Like she'd vote for any Democrat

This is just a cheap rw attack. If this is all they've got after the mess they've made of this country, Afghanistan, Iraq and the 'War on Terror'(tm) they're in deep shit.

[gr8dane_daddy]

22. I think this is the underlying issue...

they wouldn't vote for a dem anyway...the name thing is cover for them.


God I hate these people.

[Efilroft Sul]

19. Geez, now THERE'S a good excuse for not voting for someone.

That's like saying "I'm not voting for Carter because that rhymes with 'farter.'"

[yellowcanine]

20. Not to mention the nickname "W" which could stand for "wussy" which rhymes with "pussy"

[judaspriestess]

21. these idiots have nothing else to cling to

its easy, simple and they don't have to think about it. Get ready though, cause this is going to be the battle cry for the repukes concerning Obama. I can just imagine karl rove working on it as we speak.

[stellanoir]

23. Yeah well what is her first name. . . ?

I'm sure you can come up with something reprehensible it rhymes with.

[Shakespeare]

24. Is her name Delores?

<insert Seinfeld joke here>

[valerief]

41. Funny! nt

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

25. Well Since Your Co-worker's Obviously An Idiot, I Doubt She'd Vote For Any Dem Anyway. So Who Cares.

[Sapere aude]

26. Well, she would not vote for him is his name rhymed with Christ either I'm sure.

He's not her type, young, intelligent, gifted and black.

[MadHound]

27. If you want to make her pointy little head explode, offer to take her out for coffee,

At OSAMA'S COFFEE ZONE!<http://heisel.org/mirrors/maneater/1999/04/27/forum/wolff.html>

It's actually quite a nice coffee joint, I drop by whenever I'm in town. Best coffee in Missouri, and head and shoulders above Staryucks.

[WI_DEM]

29. and she will probably not vote for any democrat named "Hillary", "Wesley", "John", "Evan," or even

"Al"

That kind of person is a lost cause.

[dchill]

31. no way I'd vote for someone whose name rhymes with...

tush.

[rpgamerd00d]

32. Reply: "Were you born a moron or did you have to go to school for it?"

Then say:
"Man, and I thought BUSH was the stupidest person on the planet..."

Then walk away.

[elperromagico]

33. There's probably a good chance she doesn't vote anyway.

A lot of these big shit-talkers have "other priorities" come Election Day.

[ronnykmarshall]

34. But she'd vote for a repubilcan named ....

Abbot Shitler.

[WinkyDink]

35. How about a Veep named DICK?

[uppityperson]

45. and a pres's named slang for female genitals?

[displacedtexan]

36. Hm. What rhymes with Tush?

[deadparrot]

37. Yeah, and I don't like George Bush,

so I'll never vote for anyone named George.

Because that makes sense. :wtf:

[frylock]

38. tell her yo mama rhymes with obama

[KansDem]

39. Tell her he's from Irish ancestry and his name is spelled O'Bama

Tell her his first name "Barack" comes from ancient Celtic mythology.

That should impress her!

[Bucky]

50. O'Bama, literally meaning "Son of Alabama"

Why, it's like have George Wallace back among us....



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...altho' he'd do a better job than Bush, also

[Renew Deal]

40. What freeper would vote for any democrat?

:shrug:

[stanwyck]

42. The Right wins hands down

on silly name calling.
Right wing radio loves "Hitlery". (yeah, funny.) And "Bela Lugosi" for Nancy Pelosi.
(are you laughing yet?)
And "Skerry" for..Kerry, of course.
Hmm. Hope the conservatives aren't getting too hopeful about their new rightwing comedy show on Faux.

[valerief]

43. Ah, she's pulling out the Rhyming Card! nt

[MzNov]

44. I had a worker freeper who wouldn't vote for Kerry

because she didn't like his freakin' SMILE

and she was a person I thought had an actual brain...

When they're dumb, they're REALLY dumb

:shrug:

[QuestionAll...]

46. and something that rhymes with Gorge is okay... nt

[NYCGirl]

47. I guess then VILSACK is out of the question, huh? NT

[VOX]

48. She's a freeper. She's programmed to say stupid shit. n/t

[Bucky]

49. I could never vote for someone whose name rhymes with...

(Abraham) Stinkin'
(Franklin Delano) Borscht Belt
(Dwight) Wisenheimer
(Jimmy) Harder
(Ronald) Fakin'

Or maybe they would prefer...

(Rudolph) Cry-to-mommy
(John) No-brain

Believe me, if I could've figured out something silly that rhymes with Mitt Romney, I'd've mentioned that too.