The infinte Bush theorem

[Mabus]

If the infinite monkey theorem states that a monkey hitting keys at random on a typewriter keyboard for an infinite amount of time will almost surely type or create a particular chosen text, such as the complete works of William Shakespeare, shouldn't the infinite Bush theorem state that if you lock Bush in a random library for an infinite amount of time he will eventually find where the complete works of William Shakespeare are kept?

[Earth_First]

1. Nah, he'll find the periodicals eventually... n/t

[hobbit709]

2. Nope

He'll never get past the coloring book section.

[karlrschneider]

3. Not necessarily because he is infinitely stupid.

:rofl:

[Fridays Child]

5. Reminds me of the immutable force-immovable object paradox.

:P

[cassiepriam]

4. A theorem based on a monkey's intelligence is not applicable to Bush.

For obvious reasons.

[jgraz]

6. Once he finds My Pet Goat it's all over

[The Count]

7. Only if there are blinking lights and beeps - and still not for sure...

Maybe if one hides some booze and coke in that shelf...