Topple into the Twisted Torque of Tuesday, and then please CAPTION!!!!

[skip fox]

W. is saying: "I tell you, Karl, it's not crazy this time. This idea is a sure fired-up winner. . . . If I can get authority from Congress to fight the War Against Christmas, we can jazz up the country again, and have troops all over the place and plenty of headlines, and I'll be like a Winning Wartime President again! . . . Heck, what's so crazy about that?? . . . Maybe they'll even vote me another turn after they change that constitution thing. . . . Wow."

[Richard Steele]

1. "This padded suit you built me keeps ridin' up! Git over here and fix it!"

[Rex]

2. Look, I know I'm not fooling anybody

but what the hell. I don't really give a shit, so I'm gonna ham it up. There should be more ham in the world. Hehehehe. Pull ma finger Dick.

[Chorophyll]

3. Can't come up with a caption, but

his wedding ring is prominently displayed, his eyes look dead, and the chair is the only thing keeping him upright.

Just... :scared:

[partylessinOhio]

4. * needs a trim and needs to stop styling his hair with an eggbeater!

(Why does he keep making these "posed pictures?")

[RedStateShame]

5. "I don't care if Daddy loved you more, Jeb, 'cos I done liberated your glasses!"

[skip fox]

6. "No, no, don't hang up! . . . Please . . . How 'bout if I buy some of your life insurance?

. . . I don't mind telemarketers a bit . . . I mean, if _they_ didn't call, who would? . . . Sometimes it gets lonely around here."