I love ya'll.

[Why Syzygy]

but I don't think Jesus is going to show up. Not at 1,000. Not at 2,000.

He's a no show. Bad prom date.

He isn't coming.

So what do we do now? Like kick the bastards out?

[ToolTex]

1. Now? Yeah, get them out! Any way possible!

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

2. Did Jesus Tell You This Or Are You Just Presuming To Know The Intentions Of The Lord's Will?

[Why Syzygy]

7. Did he tell you somtething

different?

Spill.
No! What did the Lord tell you? I'm open to all options.

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

11. The Lord Hath Told Me Tis Not Wise To Think Ourselves Wiser Than He.

[Why Syzygy]

13. If I thought that,

I wouldn't ask.

but if you are speaking for gw. heard ya, wouldn't wanna be ya.

You've got to have a bigger lawd than that? Or else you are really going to scare me.

[babylonsister]

3. "Kick the bastards out" sounds like a plan, a very good plan, sooner

rather than later.

[Why Syzygy]

8. I like the

way you think. But we need a man.

[babylonsister]

9. We need a man to abolish this wart on our country? Who(m)ever

does it will have my undying love!

[Why Syzygy]

14. I hope it

starts with an "O" . but he needs to loose the nfl commercial :* ( ..

[BuyingThyme]

4. 2012.

[Why Syzygy]

10. Is 2012

going to magically materialize?

1212. Six years from now. Everything is going to go 'poof' new?

What happened six years ago. Everything went poof! new matrix. that was good?

Please offer. We have to get the train moving. Forward motion. Old science. Newton. Get a body in motion > .> chug . a ? Oh wait. That was EINSTEIN. We need new names.

We don't need to keep calling on these names from the past.. all hail due.

But WHO is pioneering these days? Enlighten me.

[kentuck]

5. Jesus is not coming...

Jesus is leaving...

[Wiley50]

6. Well, at least he's living up to his celibacy n/t

[Why Syzygy]

12. lol

that one took me about 40 mins to get.

har har . coming . cellibacy . chink and chong / heh . jus kiddin

[bananas]

15. He's here, he has a website, and he's looking for a date.

http://www.datejesus.com

[GreenZoneLT]

16. That reminds me

I have got to get around to creating content for www.firejesus.com.

Seriously, are we going to continue to listen to this guy's promises for ANOTHER 2,000 years? Settling for this sort of mediocrity in a Savior is the sign of a second-rate fan base. Sure, some people say he's irreplaceable for the whole "saving the faithful from damnation" thing, but how do we know there's not another candidate out there who's better until we test the waters?

We should accept nothing less than the Rapture. Armageddon Now!