Whistle in a Wednesday with a . . . CAPTION!!!

[skip fox]

"Damn press! . . . What do they mean when they say I'm stubborn on Iraq? . . . Geez! . . . I'm just persistent is all. . . .And then to say I can't see alternatives to our course. . . , Just ridiculous! I see two ways. We can win, or we can have victory. Either way I win. . . . They'll see. . . . Hey, maybe that'll be my legacy: The Most Persistentest President!"

[MasonJar]

1. Scrooge Personified!

[acmejack]

2. I'm not stubborn-I'm petulant!

The Petulant President, it'll make a great Perry Mason episode...

[neoblues]

3. I'm Gonna be a "Transformationomal" Presydint...

Alas, he has become one--but the transformation was from prosperity to decline (and increasing hard times for most of America). Many other transformations were owed to him too; things like tranforming from generally peaceful to imperial war mongering; surplus to debt, and many more--all negative.

Edit: changed transitional to transformational (variants)

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

4. I don't care what them ISG fellas say

it's MY War and I want to keep it!

(Doesn't he look like a toddler who is threatening to hold his breath if he doesn't get his way?)

[latebloomer]

6. He looks exactly like a bratty toddler

who needs a good time-out!

In this case, in a maximun-security prison.

[Crankie Avalon]

5. "The Murkan People™ want a president who sticks to his decisions...

...and I've decided to never, ever allow myself to be photographed looking even close to dignified."

[krispos42]

7. "Do I want onion rings or fries with my Big Kids meal?' n/t

[skip fox]

8. W. is "thinking": "Geez. I'll bet Putin put some of those false eye lenses in so it just looked

like I could see his heart in there. . . . Damn! Tricked again."

[skip fox]

9. "Those meanies at Democratic Underground!!! Don't they have anything better to do

than put words in my mouth that I would never say, like educationize and prioritize. . . . Geez. Some people are just cruel."