I'm feeling snarky. Headlines.

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Cindy Sheehan Arrested for Wearing a Political T-shirt.
Feds make her take a note home to her parents

Bush: America is Addicted to Oil. No Shit.
You know it's bad when your dealer says to ease off

Abramoff Set Up Bush Meeting For 5 Clients.
Yes, we reported this story once for each client

GAO Report faults Chertoff, Brown
Unrelated GAO report notes 75% of GAO reports completely ignored

Brownback: 'Fruits' Comment Not Gay Joke
Internet: "Brownback Mountain" poster satire most assuredly was

Kaine delivers Democratic SOTU response
Political cartoonists hold national conference on drawing eyebrows

Google Stock Plummets
Google proves again it is ahead of the trend

Global warming 'bigger threat' than previously thought
Scientists consider lighting hair on fire and streaking across the superbowl field

Ex-Aide Libby Wants Classified Materials for Defense
Hon. Justice Bartender says last call was in 2005

Microsoft Weighs in on Kama Sutra worm
Says it violates patent on "user screwing"

High Natural Gas Prices May Cut U.S. Economic Growth by 2.1%
technorati: "Energy policy" blogshare overtakes "interior decorating"

[The Traveler]

1. Brilliant!

If only we could obtain such clarity of thought from our elected representatives ...

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2. It's the occasional beer.

Like very occasional. :-)

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3. self kick.

Laughs for the lunchbreak crowd.