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Hoosier Dem Donating Member (346 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-13-06 12:13 PM
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Who should get a "2006 Rochambeau Award"
If you watch "South Park", you'll know that the boys play a game called "Rochambeau" which basiocally involves kicking each other in the crotch until one gives up. Well, I'm proposing a "2006 Rochambeau Award" to the person who's actions in 2006 most deserve a good, swift kick to the groin. Let's have some nominations, DUers!!!

Unfortunately, because it just wouldn't be a contest, we cannot allow George W. Bush to be nominated for two reasons. 1. He would win hands down 2. There is no proof that Bush actually has balls.

My nominee is Donald Runsfeld. This douchebag has been responsible for more dead US troops than anyone since the Beirut Bombing in 1983. Then, after getting canned, he goes to Iraq and does a "victory Lap". What a loser!!

Secretary Rumsfeld, here's your Rochambeau!!! KICK!!!! :puke:
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TlalocW Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-13-06 12:14 PM
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1. You forgot the most important part
Is that you play it against someone who's never heard about it, explain it quickly, then say, "I'll go first," then kick your opponent in the nads.

TlalocW
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ixion Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-13-06 12:18 PM
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2. yep, that's a key part of the game... usually only one player takes a turn
:evilgrin:
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Mist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-13-06 12:29 PM
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3. Here's a Rochambeau for "Torture" Gonzales. (I discount Darth for the
same reasons as you discounted Shrub:he'd win too easily and machines don't have balls). Here's to the smarmy littly toad-sucker Gonzales, who thinks our Constitution is "quaint" :

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lebkuchen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-13-06 01:26 PM
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4. Rumsfeld
and the befuddled military audience his staff manages to rustle up for background effect.
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