Horoscope: Thursday can turn "blearly bleak" unless you . . . CAPTION!!!!

[skip fox]

W. just finished saying "If we lose our succeed of determinations in this regard and move too much speedily without nerve, we can determine the Iraqi handling to be undermined by our enemy with steadfast harm including the Middle East to be involved for all, is what I determine," and W. is now looking at a jaded, though once again shocked, press corps.

[mike_c]

1. "dammit, there's a big dry one stuck in my left nostril..."

"...I wonder if anyone's looking?"

[Chimichurri]

2. Is he Faked and Baked? He looks like an Oompa Loompa

[Double T]

3. " If YOU wonder why my face looks like a beet red thermometer, it is.........

because I'm having a pissypants incoherent hissyfit trying to make YOU understand what I mean."

[sakabatou]

4. "I see pink elephants..."

[Semi_subversive]

5. WTF language is he speaking?

[skip fox]

6. "And so I'm asking the Congress to let me decide who is incapacitated and not.

In fact, just by coincidence, Karl and I were talking about this 'hole in our consitution' only last week and so we developed a novel plan to have whoever is the president decide, since he's decisioning most of the time anyway. . . . And if the Congress doesn't like our solution, then we'll go straight to the Supreme Court. . . . Not that this has anything to do with Senator Tim Johnson, of course, and we wish him and his family all the best, and so forth, but . . ."