Caption This - Delay.com Staff Meeting

[DeSwiss]

I ran across this photo at one of my fav blogs http://www.inthepinktexas.com/">In The Pink Texas. Okay DUers, let's see what captions we can come up with.....

http://www.inthepinktexas.com/2006/12/13/circle-jerk/">Circle Jerk

11:53am by ScratchCracker; http://www.inthepinktexas.com/category/general/">General




This picture recently appeared on tomdelay.com. A few potential captions (feel free to add more in comments) below.


1. Grand Opening of Chick Dil-A (where a chicken sammie costs $999 but is paid for by taxpayer $$).

2. The Hammer unveils new role model for young Republicans (see TV Screen).

3. Inaugural Meeting for new chapter of White-High-Income- Evangelical-Yesmen (WHITEY).

4. Conference call with Jack Abramoff from inside the Clink.

5. The Hammer shares graphs highlighting the precipitous decline in K-Street Indian Casino revenue since he left office.

6. The Hammer shares graphs highlighting a dearth of untapped 3rd World Sweatshop Labor just waiting to be exploited.

7. Top officers of Delay Legal Defense Team participate in daily strategy session.

8. Dr. Evil scene from upcoming “Austin Powers: Hammer Me Baby” summer blockbuster.

Okay here's mine:

"Delay asks staffer for his shirt to wipe chicken grease from hands."
:silly:

[Richardo]

1. Guy at end of table: "Christ, they've already ridiculed us on TalkingPointsMemo"

(note laptop screen)

[Crankie Avalon]

5. Snap the damn photo and then get rid of these boxes--I've got a reservation at Le Cirque...

...Abramoff's buying."

WHOOPS--Meant to reply to the OP.

[DeSwiss]

6. LOL!!

"TPM says the Dems are considering an exception excluding our site in the net neutrality bill...."
:argh:

[Hubert Flottz]

2. Chickenhawk Division of the GOP eat chicken and plan next...

invasion.

[Sanity Claws]

3. No caption but

did you notice that DeLay did not have the take out lunch? Bet he still goes to his fancy lunches.
Also, are there any offices where people wear suits everyday? I work in a lawfirm and the time the attorneys wear suits is when they go to court or have a meeting with a higher-end client.

[KansDem]

4. "Shhhh, listen up. Look at the screen...it's now time for 'The Mighty Favog!'"

[Chimichurri]

7. How many Tom Delay hacks does it take to run a blog?

______________________ fill in the blank.

Boy - he needs that many republicans to run a blog?

Tee Hee that one guy is looking at TPM Muckracker on his laptop

[Stuckinthebush]

8. What a bunch of asshats!

This is the staff for a farkin blog???? They are all wearing suits???

Ooooo...I want to party with those guys! :sarcasm:

[burythehatchet]

9. You gonna eat them waffle fries?

[Richard Steele]

10. "How many Repubs does it take to run a website?"

Seriously, I count 14 people in that room, assuming there's someone
at that laptop in the foreground.

WHO EXACTLY is paying their "salaries" for this?
OK, they're getting some $$$ from Chik-Fil-A and
CokeInc, obviously...who else?

[AlCzervik]

11. "The people in this picture are bigger assholes then they appear"

[DeSwiss]

12. Hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!

:rofl:
n/t

[Catherine Vincent]

13. All White Pricks eating all white chick-fil-a chicken. n/t

[bpj1962]

14. Sausage Party

Two thoughts come to mind. The first one being Zig Heil and the second one is that their are no women at the table. Looks likes a Nazi party meeting.

[Rex]

15. "MMMM, deep fried unborn babies. My favorite!"

nt

[lyonn]

16. "Jack the Ripper" on the big screen

At first I thought Tom was referring to Jack Abramoff, then noticed it's probably Fox and the story is from London. Ha

[LSK]

17. "now when we all meet again in the Jailhouse exercise yard"