So the sheik is about to die...

[butterfly77]

and now there is a warning for a terrorist attack...weren't we suppose to be on alert anyway. I believe this is the sheik who hit the towers in the nineties...He was captured...Did you hear that bush..Where is Osama?

[Beetwasher]

1. Guess Who Caught Him?

Bill Clinton's penis.

[elperromagico]

5. Is there nothing it can't do?

[ftr23532]

2. For some info on the sheik's ..err....complicated relationship with the CIA

Check out the Village Voice article http://fortherecordessays.blogspot.com/2006/11/part-7-muslim-brotherhoods-radical_11.html">here (and if you want to see a really "complicated" relationship, check out http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/chronicle/archive/2001/11/04/MN117081.DTL">Ali Mohamed)

[Redstone]

3. There's a special corner of Hell waiting for him.

Redstone

[11 Bravo]

4. So after he croaks, DON'T ANNOUNCE IT!

[dapper]

6. Terrorist Attacks?!?!

No way! Our Gubberment tracked down these al kay-duhs! We struck a severe blow! We are safe here in Amerika!

Ya know, I bet there will be a ton of terrorist warnings going forward so when Bush, the "Decider" makes his decision about Iraq, the gubberment will think we actually want to stay in Iraq.

Dapper