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The Straight Story (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-14-06 05:33 PM Original message |
“We’re here to learn how to have the best sex,” - Abstinence program teaches them to wait |
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gollygee (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-14-06 05:35 PM Response to Original message |
1. ROFL |
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dysfunctional press (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-14-06 05:36 PM Response to Original message |
2. as long as you can start over... |
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shain from kane (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-14-06 05:42 PM Response to Reply #2 |
10. A slice of bread is never missed from a cut loaf. |
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ComerPerro (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-14-06 05:59 PM Response to Reply #2 |
27. indeed. and if you happen to cheat on your spouse, well, thats ok too |
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elperromagico (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-14-06 06:08 PM Response to Reply #27 |
40. It was shaking the Etch-a-Sketch that got them in trouble in the first place. |
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ComerPerro (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-14-06 06:15 PM Response to Reply #40 |
43. rofl |
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CottonBear (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-14-06 05:37 PM Response to Original message |
3. Oh, that'll work... |
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Donkeykick (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-14-06 06:02 PM Response to Reply #3 |
33. Your Answer. |
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CottonBear (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-15-06 11:38 AM Response to Reply #33 |
56. LOL! n/t |
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elperromagico (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-14-06 05:38 PM Response to Original message |
4. Who knew you could be good at something by never doing it? |
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Kutjara (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-14-06 05:40 PM Response to Reply #4 |
7. It's the lesson of the Bush presidency. |
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HiFructosePronSyrup (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-14-06 05:38 PM Response to Original message |
5. the best sex? |
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Kutjara (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-14-06 05:41 PM Response to Reply #5 |
9. Depends how you grade it. |
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elperromagico (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-14-06 05:44 PM Response to Reply #9 |
12. It's certainly a model of efficiency. |
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ContraBass Black (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-14-06 07:00 PM Response to Reply #12 |
48. If you've never had it before, and it isn't completely awful, |
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elperromagico (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-15-06 07:14 AM Response to Reply #48 |
54. You might never know it can be great, either. |
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sarge43 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-14-06 07:22 PM Response to Reply #12 |
51. Then make snide remarks to the boys at the Boar's Nest |
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HiFructosePronSyrup (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-14-06 05:44 PM Response to Reply #9 |
13. I've never had a first time on a wedding night. |
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elperromagico (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-14-06 05:45 PM Response to Reply #13 |
15. Awkward, painful, perhaps bloody... |
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HiFructosePronSyrup (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-14-06 05:47 PM Response to Reply #15 |
17. LOL I guess if you're a masochist. |
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rodeodance (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-14-06 05:45 PM Response to Reply #5 |
16. existential or virtual??????? |
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Kutjara (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-14-06 05:38 PM Response to Original message |
6. Why Am I Tempted (WAIT)? |
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IA_Seth (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-15-06 11:43 AM Response to Reply #6 |
57. Oh thank you for that! |
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shain from kane (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-14-06 05:40 PM Response to Original message |
8. So the Etch A Sketch is being used to produce pornographic images? |
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valerief (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-14-06 05:42 PM Response to Original message |
11. Another episode of The Twilight Zone. nt |
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shain from kane (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-14-06 05:44 PM Response to Original message |
14. My Etch A Sketch is bigger than yours. |
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Dastard Stepchild (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-14-06 05:48 PM Response to Original message |
18. Looking forward to reading the outcomes research on this one... |
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PassingFair (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-14-06 05:54 PM Response to Reply #18 |
22. All happily avoided by banging |
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Dastard Stepchild (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-14-06 06:04 PM Response to Reply #22 |
35. Or the sage advice from Coach Wolfe... |
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Withywindle (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-14-06 06:02 PM Response to Reply #18 |
34. God, I hate that Mars/Venus CRAP! |
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Kutjara (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-14-06 06:06 PM Response to Reply #34 |
37. Agreed. So much of the supposedly... |
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Dastard Stepchild (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-14-06 06:07 PM Response to Reply #34 |
39. I don't think you can say anything insightful about garbage... |
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PassingFair (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-14-06 06:23 PM Response to Reply #34 |
44. We ALL want WHAT we want WHEN we want it. |
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Firespirit (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-14-06 06:06 PM Response to Reply #18 |
38. What a complete load of paternalistic crap |
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Dastard Stepchild (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-14-06 06:14 PM Response to Reply #38 |
42. I think that some women buy it, though... |
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endarkenment (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-14-06 05:52 PM Response to Original message |
19. Our school system had an abstinence liar come in |
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Firespirit (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-14-06 05:53 PM Response to Original message |
20. Sixth graders? |
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HiFructosePronSyrup (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-14-06 05:54 PM Response to Reply #20 |
21. Oh, a good portion of 6th graders are in the midst of puberty. |
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Firespirit (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-14-06 05:56 PM Response to Reply #21 |
23. Perhaps so |
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HiFructosePronSyrup (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-14-06 06:01 PM Response to Reply #23 |
29. Was this a private school? |
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Firespirit (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-14-06 06:02 PM Response to Reply #29 |
32. No |
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LeftyMom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-14-06 07:30 PM Response to Reply #20 |
53. Sex education here starts in grade five. |
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ComerPerro (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-14-06 05:59 PM Response to Original message |
24. Wait, if you can start over again, then why abstain? |
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Matariki (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-14-06 05:59 PM Response to Original message |
25. This way, if you end up with a miserably inept partner you'll never know it's not 'the best' |
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elperromagico (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-14-06 06:01 PM Response to Reply #25 |
31. "Just lay there and think of something else." |
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elperromagico (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-14-06 05:59 PM Response to Original message |
26. For a test, put these same kids in a room with a button. |
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Matariki (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-14-06 06:01 PM Response to Original message |
28. oh, and nothing like having your raging hormones make major life decisions for you |
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Firespirit (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-14-06 06:01 PM Response to Original message |
30. Because nobody EVER has sex with someone else after getting married. |
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elperromagico (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-14-06 06:05 PM Response to Reply #30 |
36. Why does a legal document constitute permission to make love anyway? |
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Firespirit (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-14-06 06:13 PM Response to Reply #36 |
41. I think they want young women married early anyway |
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WindRavenX (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-14-06 06:28 PM Response to Original message |
45. Idiots |
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jaysunb (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-14-06 06:40 PM Response to Original message |
46. My Granddaughter was involved in a program like this ..... |
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Binka (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-15-06 08:41 AM Response to Reply #46 |
55. Good For You Grand Dad! |
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Shipwack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-14-06 06:56 PM Response to Original message |
47. Just out of curiosity... How many would approve if her hook was truthful? |
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ContraBass Black (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-14-06 07:01 PM Response to Reply #47 |
49. I'd say, inform them about contraception and then let them figure out |
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HughBeaumont (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-14-06 07:10 PM Response to Original message |
50. The Best Sex? Uh . . . have to give you a great beeg fat HELLS NO on that one, Judy. |
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Selatius (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-14-06 07:25 PM Response to Original message |
52. There's real evidence that abstinence only sex education does not work. |
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Manifestor_of_Light (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-16-06 06:25 PM Response to Original message |
58. Since WHEN is a piece of paper? |
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