Kinda' reminds me of the * misadministration

[madokie]

Subject: A lady......



A lady walked into a drug store and told the pharmacist she needed some

cyanide. The pharmacist said, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"



The lady then explained she needed it to poison her husband.

The pharmacist's eyes got big and he said, "Lord, have mercy -- I

can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law!

I'll lose my license, they'll throw both of us in jail and all kinds of bad

things will happen! Absolutely not, you can NOT have any cyanide!"



The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of

her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.

The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well, now.

You didn't tell me you had a prescription."

[ComerPerro]

1. LOL. Nice

[hwmnbn]

2. madokie, thanks for posting these........

This ones another keeper. If only my memory could retain them. I did remember and told the one about the frozen dead woman. :rofl:

[madokie]

3. I have always loved a good joke. one of my teachers said to me

if you could only remember your class work like you can remember jokes you'd be at the top of the class. I didn't listen though. My whole working career is filled with many friends, because I have always been quick to see the lighter side of the situation and always ready with a joke and for a joke. I learned early on when your fellow workers are laughing and caring on they are much more productive. Your day flies by and you get invited to all the parties.

peace

[hwmnbn]

4. Is THAT the secret?!?............eom

[madokie]

5. I spent most of my working life as a supervisor and all the guy's

girl's were always very productive, felt like part of the team.
Yes, walking softly and keeping an open mind with a ready smile always works.