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Jcrowley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-14-06 10:30 PM
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INFANT DISCOVERED IN BARN: Child Protective Services Launch Probe
What Would Happen If Jesus Were Born In U.S. Today?

Infant Discovered In Barn, Child Protective Services Launch Probe

Nazareth Carpenter Being Held On Charges Involving Underage Mother

12/14/06 --"Information Clearing House" - Bethlehem, Judea - Authorities were today alerted by a concerned citizen who noticed a family living in a barn. Upon arrival, Family Protective Service personnel, accompanied by police, took into protective care an infant child named Jesus, who had been wrapped in strips of cloth and placed in a feeding trough by his 14-year old mother, Mary of Nazareth.

During the confrontation, a man identified as Joseph, also of Nazareth, attempted to stop the social workers. Joseph, aided by several local shepherds and some unidentified foreigners, tried to forestall efforts to take the child, but were restrained by the police.

At one point Joseph became confrontational and delusional claiming the child was "God's child". An officer, who used a Tazer device on Joseph, stated,"The man became uncooperative. We feared for his own safety and that of the child so we used a non-lethal weapon and restrained him in handcuffs. This was the same man I detained earlier for attempting to take a donkey on a public highway. At that time he incredibly claimed a 'common right to his conveyance of choice on a public highway' explaining that his donkey only used the grassy portion and was nointerference to the faster vehicles.

He showed no identification, said he had no job and claimed to not have a social security number-laughing and uttering some non-sense that it was the 'mark of the beast'. He was cooperative at that time so I let him go with a highway warning and a charge of vagrancy. It's a trend with these types of people: We find that they start in minor trouble like traffic incidents and graduate to more acts of civil disobedience. Eventually they cross-over and break one of the many many laws of and for government. Still, I can't understand why he became uncooperative to the point that we had to use non-lethal force-after all we're just doing the job of the 'consent of the governed'. Don't these people understand that they must submit to authority that is in their best interests?"

http://www.informationclearinghouse.info/article15906.htm
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mike_c Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-14-06 10:32 PM
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1. oh for pete's sake....
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The Straight Story Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-14-06 10:36 PM
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2. Joseph and Mary would sue the inkeeper for failing to provide adeqaute shelter
The three wise men were attorneys ya know, and took the case for free.
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The Straight Story Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-14-06 10:37 PM
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3. PS - at least they did not leave him with strangers while in Pottery Barn :) (nt)
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Eric J in MN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-14-06 10:45 PM
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4. Does the Bible give the ages of Mary or Joseph? NT
nT
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