Miss USA DISGRACES Crown by doing coke and making out with Miss Teen USA...

[Captain Hilts]

This is one of the funniest things I've read in months!

http://www.nydailynews.com/front/story/480661p-404432c.html

[knitter4democracy]

1. That was kind of funny.

The irony at the end was the best--during the pageant, she dissed Paris Hilton and Brittany Spears for their behavior. :)

[Ignacio Upton]

3. ROTFLMAO!!!

I'm basically the same age as those two and I'd love to get in on that action...but I'll pass on the blow...I'm not rich enough to keep that under wraps like Bush.

[FARAFIELD]

11. I LIKE TO WATCH

for all of you who will get the Being There Reference

[malaise]

2. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

:rofl: :rofl: The myth about the goodness and innocence of beauty contestants is so sadly mistaken.

[Ignacio Upton]

4. Well it's run by Donald Trump

Not exactly a paradigm of virtue.:crazy:

Honestly though, I think these pageants are stupid and don't matter much beyond the sash you wear.

[jobycom]

5. She'll lose the crown and start dating Donald Trump. Or get elected to Congress.

Maybe go into the ministry?

Kind of sad, really. The first Miss USA I could ever respect, and they are going to punish her for being fun! :cry: Guess I'm not the beauty pagent sort. :rofl:

[wtmusic]

6. Kissy with Teen Missy!

Nookie with Teen Cookie!

Oh my Stars! :P

[DavidDvorkin]

20. That's brilliant, wtmusic

It's the beginning of a wonderful, sly poem.

[Captain Hilts]

7. I love the reference to a "night life veteran." I'll put that on my taxes as my job. nt

[wtmusic]

9. Now if only I could collect a "night life pension"

I would be rich. :P

[rucky]

8. Paging Hugh Hefner... n/t

[MetaTrope]

10. See what the example set by Jenna and Barbara Bush has done to America?

[On the Road]

12. She's from a Small Town in Kentucky?

She didn't need to go to NYC to find an alcohol-friendly culture. Hunter Thompson wrote plenty about the background he grew up in near Louisville.

[valerief]

13. Well, now she'll have to become a lobbyist. What else is there

when you've disgraced yourself?

[PsN2Wind]

14. Psst!! Hey Mookie

Got any pictures??

[Renew Deal]

15. I'd like to get in the middle of that.

:loveya:

[treestar]

16. Why fire her, is she not representative of the pinnacle of

American womanhood? Isn't that what we all are supposed to strive for? What is the use of being beautiful if you can't live the high life? LOL.

[JVS]

17. Miss Teen USA!

:thumbsup:

[Selatius]

18. Holy shit. She must be the best Miss USA in US history.

I love a woman who can party!

(I kid! I kid!)

[Catchawave]

19. I thought these girls had chaperones 24/7 ?

The Donald's going to fire someone :evilgrin:

[AngryAmish]

21. Pictures, please.

[judaspriestess]

22. I see a reality show in the making here

Her obligation is for ONE year, you would think she would at least lay off the drugs. As for kissing the other chick, ok by me and of course the men, I don't blame her one bit there
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