What would W be if his name was Joe Smith?

[wilt the stilt]

I say a department manager at WalMart.

[TerdlowSmedley]

1. Amway salesman, doorstop in a laundromat, the possibilities

are infinite.

[Solo_in_MD]

2. A Mormom Prophet?

Sorry could not resist. They were going door to door around here.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

9. Dum dum dum dum dum. -nt

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

3. Inmate number 2354789

in a Texas jail, for numerous DUIs, unpaid tickets, and/or use and sale of cocaine.

[leveymg]

4. Unemployable

:dunce:

[Cooley Hurd]

5. Bartender - he has the personality for it...

He calls everyone by a nickname, can praddle on incoherently and lets him hang around people as drunk as he is.:D

[iamjoy]

14. CUTE!

It certainly seems apt!

[Ignacio Upton]

17. He'd be like Moe:

[Hubert Flottz]

6. Same thing he is now!

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George Bush is an ...hole, True Of False

[FARAFIELD]

7. I vote for

FUCKFACE (actually i work with someone just like him and thats what I call him-- occassionally I have to call his cell and I even have him programmed in as that)

[Junkdrawer]

8. Night shift manager at the Dallas Wendy's....

"You want some fries with that?"...

[jgraz]

10. He'd be one of the mean, stupid rednecks who helped elect President DeLay

[Jim Sagle]

11. Fly swatter.

[Dr.Phool]

12. His real name is Richard Cranium

aka Dick Head

[iamjoy]

13. A Nice Guy

Really, Dubya is the way he is BECAUSE he has had a life of privilege and never really been held accountable for his actions.

Had he been born obscure, he would have truly understood that there are consequences when you mess up. He would have known that life isn't just one big party where some one else always cleans up your mess.

A few hard knocks would have given him some empathy for other people's hardships.

Alternatively, he could have ended up a name on a certain wall in Washington, DC.

[treestar]

23. Good point. There can almost be a disadvantage to being

rich, especially as the son or daughter or other descendant of the person who made it big. Goes to show that money alone isn't an issue. It won't give the children values, etc. If not handled right, the children will turn out to have more troubled lives than people who had less.

We could observe, perhaps, that generally speaking, the Kennedys did a better job of raising children in conditions of wealth. Or that the child Madonna adopts might well be better of on material grounds, but might have a better overall quality of life left in his or her native country with people who might be more real.

[Montauk6]

15. Operating a chain of Asian massage parlors in El Paso

[madokie]

16. He would be the guy standing with the shovel helping the backhoe operator

locate the sewer line that the plumber is going to be making a tap on.

[Paladin]

18. VP of A Small Oil and Gas Company in Midland, TX

n/t

[H2O Man]

19. Court ordered

to attend substance abuse treatment services.

[spanone]

20. Still be a dumbass, ignorant, bullheaded POS.

[dkofos]

21. A shoe salesman

[Jimmy52]

22. He'll still be an idiot

Nuff said

[jmowreader]

24. Hammer and knife man in an abattoir

He'd stand there all day long with his 16-pound sledge, knocking cattle unconscious so he could hook their back feet to chains, lift them up and slit their throats. All day long. Hundreds and hundreds of cattle a day. Just knocking them over the head and slitting their throats.

All he's ever liked doing is killing. Frogs. Convicts. Soldiers. Iraqis. It would be the perfect job for him.

[Jack Rabbit]

25. High on cocaine

.

[Patsy Stone]

26. This reminds me of a Chris Rock joke

If OJ wasn't rich, he'd be known as "Orenthal, the Bus Drivin' Murderer".