An observation on the "spirituality" of the Little Monkey.....

[Aviation Pro]

...Little Monkey is no friend of science, he can barely chew a pretzel and breathe at the same time so the wonders of the natural world can barely make synaptic event in his fetal alcohol damaged mind (thanks, Silver Douchebag, go have another Martini). Centuries ago mankind filled the gaps of knowledge with spirituality and religion proclaiming that all things unknowable were "miracles." As mankind began to discover the world of physics, chemistry, biology and, of course, mathematics the dogma of miracles gave way to understanding the natural universe and its myriad number of secrets.

Little Monkey, the small simian, incabable of understanding even the most rudimentary of physical laws is stuck filling in the unknowable (to him) with miracles. In the future, we must choose our Presidents based on the little capuchin's example.

[Hubert Flottz]

1. Frank Zappa said it best, about the prehensile line of thought.

"If his mind is prehensile
He'll put down his pencil
And have himself a squat
On the Cosmic Utensil"

[valerief]

2. And that's makes him easier to control by the real people who

run the world.